GIRL INVASION!

[Diana]

Almost all of our newbies have been GIRLS! >:D Soon, Iwaku will be flooded with females! No longer kept locked up in the Girl's Club, we'll be running wild and free!



HEY LADIES: When GIRL POWER rules Iwaku, what laws will you propose to enslave Malekind?

 

[Woodrat]

...

we need a bigger lock ...

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

We need a bigger whip. Obviously the Rule of Thumb isn't good enough.

 

[Katla]

I just have one request...okay, two, but still: 1) someone to do my dishes AND 2) a harem.

 

[Zypher]

Yay! *picks the lock on the girls club*

 

[Blind Hemingway]

I'm sorry Zypher, you look too manly right now to be with the womenz.

 

[Vay]

*builds a mighty pillow fort to hold back the tide of girly that decends upon iwaku*

 

[Tegan]

*Tapes plastic bags to all the boy's faces.*

;)

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

B-b-but Tegan, you promised...

 

[Kooriryu]

... Diana.

D:< YOU WERE THE ONE WHO PROPOSED A GIRLS' CLUB. WHAT.

 

[Vay]

*cuts eye holes in bad and draws a demonic face on it as he stands in front of the banner that hangs over his pillow fort*

 

[Delnoir]

No worries. I'm sure Grandmaster will pull some Warhammer 40k monstrosity out of his single minded ass and wipe you all out.

Besides the more lovely ladies with their boobs bouncing around the better for me.

YOUR NUMBERS ONLY MAKE ME STRONGER.

 

[Ochalla]

Noooooo! I want more guys. The pickings are slim here as is. Can we get some mature, creative men here? They're out there, I know it! Bring them to me!

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

We need a bigger whip. Obviously the Rule of Thumb isn't good enough.

*Looks at his thumb* Can't do much with that can you? Perhaps it should have been the rule of wrist?

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

*Looks at his thumb* Can't do much with that can you? Perhaps it should have been the rule of wrist?

Agreed

 

[Blind Hemingway]

YOUR NUMBERS ONLY MAKE ME STRONGER.

Stop lying. You fear them.

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

No worries. I'm sure Grandmaster will pull some Warhammer 40k monstrosity out of his single minded ass and wipe you all out.

Besides the more lovely ladies with their boobs bouncing around the better for me.

YOUR NUMBERS ONLY MAKE ME STRONGER.

You asked for it

Spoiler

I give you Slaanesh, god of rape.

 

[Arsenal XA4]

Christ...

*Welds the door, and Zypher, to the door.*

Easy fix, guys... We don't need another lock. We just need to WELD that shit shut.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!

*Turns oxygen to the girl's room off.*

Problem solved...

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

Are you INSANE man?!?!

If you kill them who are we supposed to Smut RP with?

 

[Diana]

...WELL, Karsi... I think Arsenal would be just fine having all the men to himself...! D:

YOU'LL NEVER GET RID OF US GIRLS! aHAAHAHA!