GENTLEMEN!

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
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,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
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NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
According to this article, hipsters are taking over the US.

We've fought against raging otakus, NAZIs, commies, and other dangerous foes; however, it appears that the hipster is evolving at much quicker rate than expected.



PAY ATTENTION TO THIS VIDEO DONE BY FEL AND MYSELF. (Fel is the red guy and I'm the hamster.)
 

Vay

The Empress
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Male, Female
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Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
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Stacisaur

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I've been told I'm a hipster.
And have been told I'm a hippie.
But.
But..
I'M JUST A STACI. T ^T
I HAVE MY OWN GENRE OF PERSON.
MEEEEEE.

I love this, btw.<3
I laughed at the
I DUN KNOW SOCRATES.
and I laughed loud and short like.
<3
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
WikiHow Explains how to be one.

We don't recommend trying to pretend to be one, since they'd find that ironic or something.

BE WARNED: They are trained in the ancient art of "Come-backs." The best way to counter them, is to use Troll.
 

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
/me uses troll! Its super effective!