Gentlemen

Vay

The Empress
Original poster
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.

 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
... okay. Just let me oil up so I can fit into my old gym shorts. :B

SOMEONE MONTAGE THAT, PLX
 

Vay

The Empress
Original poster
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
*montages tegan oiling herself up and sliding into her old gym shorts to pornomusic*
 

Vay

The Empress
Original poster
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
This is funnier, and sexier.
 

Vay

The Empress
Original poster
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
CAREFUL NOT TO TIP IT OVER THEN YOU PULL YOURSELF THROUGH THE DOOR!
 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
Is this the part where we contemplate firing Tegan but let her proceed in her role as that one chick that's just kind of there, vowing to never hire her again - although we do anyways because she's the only woman who will go to any of our casting calls?
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
That's because something like this happened last time they tried firing her.

 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
Fire me from WHAT? You guys don't pay me! I'm here of my own free will!



My own free will...




._.
 

Vay

The Empress
Original poster
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Thats what we want you to think.

*pockets Tegan's pay*
 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
*locks Tegan's trailer from the outside, then cuts the central air line* HA
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
You have to take the good with the bad.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
That is not the Vespa, you've been looking for. That one belongs to Fel and he has one of those auto-police caller thing.
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
*Runs over Tegan while running from the cops in a stolen Land Raider*