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... okay. Just let me oil up so I can fit into my old gym shorts. :B

SOMEONE MONTAGE THAT, PLX
 
*montages tegan oiling herself up and sliding into her old gym shorts to pornomusic*
 
THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS FAT JOKES

*Eats her Cake 'n Bacon sandwich*
 
I'll be in my trailer. -_-; *dogs bark as she slams the screen door behind her*
 
CAREFUL NOT TO TIP IT OVER THEN YOU PULL YOURSELF THROUGH THE DOOR!
 
IT'S OK I GOT YOUR FAT ASS MOMMA IN HERE TO ACT AS COUNTER BALANCE
 
Is this the part where we contemplate firing Tegan but let her proceed in her role as that one chick that's just kind of there, vowing to never hire her again - although we do anyways because she's the only woman who will go to any of our casting calls?
 
That's because something like this happened last time they tried firing her.

 
Fire me from WHAT? You guys don't pay me! I'm here of my own free will!



My own free will...




._.
 
*locks Tegan's trailer from the outside, then cuts the central air line* HA
 
You have to take the good with the bad.
 
And take a walk on the wild side. *Zooms off on her Vespa like a giant Audrey Hepburn*
 
That is not the Vespa, you've been looking for. That one belongs to Fel and he has one of those auto-police caller thing.
 
*Runs over Tegan while running from the cops in a stolen Land Raider*
 
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