Gentlemen

V

Vay

Guest

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Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
LURKER MEMBER
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
FOLKLORE MEMBER
... okay. Just let me oil up so I can fit into my old gym shorts. :B

SOMEONE MONTAGE THAT, PLX
 
V

Vay

Guest
*montages tegan oiling herself up and sliding into her old gym shorts to pornomusic*
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
FOLKLORE MEMBER
THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS FAT JOKES

*Eats her Cake 'n Bacon sandwich*
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
FOLKLORE MEMBER
I'll be in my trailer. -_-; *dogs bark as she slams the screen door behind her*
 
V

Vay

Guest
CAREFUL NOT TO TIP IT OVER THEN YOU PULL YOURSELF THROUGH THE DOOR!
 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
Is this the part where we contemplate firing Tegan but let her proceed in her role as that one chick that's just kind of there, vowing to never hire her again - although we do anyways because she's the only woman who will go to any of our casting calls?
 

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
LURKER MEMBER
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
That's because something like this happened last time they tried firing her.

 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
FOLKLORE MEMBER
Fire me from WHAT? You guys don't pay me! I'm here of my own free will!



My own free will...




._.
 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
*locks Tegan's trailer from the outside, then cuts the central air line* HA
 

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
LURKER MEMBER
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
You have to take the good with the bad.
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
FOLKLORE MEMBER
And take a walk on the wild side. *Zooms off on her Vespa like a giant Audrey Hepburn*
 

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
LURKER MEMBER
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
That is not the Vespa, you've been looking for. That one belongs to Fel and he has one of those auto-police caller thing.
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
*Runs over Tegan while running from the cops in a stolen Land Raider*