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Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies


YOU CANNOT FIGHT IN HERE. THIS IS THE WAR ROOM!
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
What you to contact the Primer of the Soviet Union, of course.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
I am sorry that you cannot grow facial hair, Mr. Pao.
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
Rory, You should know that there are no gentlemen in Iwaku, just Swine and ladies.
 
P

Paorou-sama

Guest
EXCUSE ME, BUT I HAVE A FINE TRIMMED MUSTACHE GOOD SIR

YOUR UNTAMED, BRAZEN FLUFF OF FUR IS AN ABOMINATION FOR ALL OF US REFINED FOLK

I AM DOING THE WORLD A FAVOR

*HITS RORY WITH AN EXPRESS TRAIN FROM NAGASAKI*
 
M

Moonlit Blade

Guest
PSH. TRIMMED STACHES ARE FOR WOMEN WITH FACIAL HAIR. REAL MEN HAVE UNTAMED, MANLY STACHES THAT BECOME STACHE-BEARDS. AND REAL MEN CERTAINLY DON'T TRIM THEM.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Now this has become a serious debate.
 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONEELEVEN1!
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
DAMMIT FEL, SINCE YOU HAVE A FULL SET OF 5 DOLLAR DOLL HAIR FROM WAL MART, YOU AUTOMATICALLY WIN.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Your only trump card.
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
when did this go from Mustaches to 5 dollar Wal-Mart hair?