GENTLEMEN

[Blind Hemingway]

YOU CANNOT FIGHT IN HERE. THIS IS THE WAR ROOM!

 

[Asmodeus]

WHAT, RORY?

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?

 

[Blind Hemingway]

What you to contact the Primer of the Soviet Union, of course.

 

[Paorou-sama]

I WILL GENOCIDE CUTTER THAT MUSTACHE OFF YOUR FACE

 

[Blind Hemingway]

I am sorry that you cannot grow facial hair, Mr. Pao.

 

[Orochi]

THAT IS LOW! OWWWWW!

 

[Asmodeus]

Like your artistic standards and body height.

:|

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

Rory, You should know that there are no gentlemen in Iwaku, just Swine and ladies.

 

[Hecatoncheires]

And traps. Don't forget the traps.

 

[Paorou-sama]

EXCUSE ME, BUT I HAVE A FINE TRIMMED MUSTACHE GOOD SIR

YOUR UNTAMED, BRAZEN FLUFF OF FUR IS AN ABOMINATION FOR ALL OF US REFINED FOLK

I AM DOING THE WORLD A FAVOR

*HITS RORY WITH AN EXPRESS TRAIN FROM NAGASAKI*

 

[Moonlit Blade]

PSH. TRIMMED STACHES ARE FOR WOMEN WITH FACIAL HAIR. REAL MEN HAVE UNTAMED, MANLY STACHES THAT BECOME STACHE-BEARDS. AND REAL MEN CERTAINLY DON'T TRIM THEM.

 

[Paorou-sama]

HOW QUAINT

 

[Blind Hemingway]

Now this has become a serious debate.

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONEELEVEN1!

 

[Blind Hemingway]

DAMMIT FEL, SINCE YOU HAVE A FULL SET OF 5 DOLLAR DOLL HAIR FROM WAL MART, YOU AUTOMATICALLY WIN.

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

MY TRUMP CARD, GOOD SIRS.

 

[Blind Hemingway]

Your only trump card.

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

when did this go from Mustaches to 5 dollar Wal-Mart hair?

 

[Fel of the Eternal Forest]

NOT JUST ANY WALMART HAIR; IT'S DOLL HAIRS.

 

[Paorou-sama]

THIS THREAD IS REDUCED TO BABIES