GENTLEMEN

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Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
Original poster
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies


YOU CANNOT FIGHT IN HERE. THIS IS THE WAR ROOM!
 
WHAT, RORY?

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?
 
What you to contact the Primer of the Soviet Union, of course.
 
I am sorry that you cannot grow facial hair, Mr. Pao.
 
Like your artistic standards and body height.

:|
 
Rory, You should know that there are no gentlemen in Iwaku, just Swine and ladies.
 
EXCUSE ME, BUT I HAVE A FINE TRIMMED MUSTACHE GOOD SIR

YOUR UNTAMED, BRAZEN FLUFF OF FUR IS AN ABOMINATION FOR ALL OF US REFINED FOLK

I AM DOING THE WORLD A FAVOR

*HITS RORY WITH AN EXPRESS TRAIN FROM NAGASAKI*
 
PSH. TRIMMED STACHES ARE FOR WOMEN WITH FACIAL HAIR. REAL MEN HAVE UNTAMED, MANLY STACHES THAT BECOME STACHE-BEARDS. AND REAL MEN CERTAINLY DON'T TRIM THEM.
 
Now this has become a serious debate.
 
PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONEELEVEN1!
 
DAMMIT FEL, SINCE YOU HAVE A FULL SET OF 5 DOLLAR DOLL HAIR FROM WAL MART, YOU AUTOMATICALLY WIN.
 
Your only trump card.
 
when did this go from Mustaches to 5 dollar Wal-Mart hair?