Gentleman's Dispute

[Lewi]

Hello guys! And yes I did steal the title of a popular game. LOL It fit so well. So how this game works is we need to try to think up the most polite, gentlemanly sounding insult we can. I will start, and we each keep it going. It's sure to bring a lot of laughs! If you need some inspiration type in Markplier gentleman's dispute. There's two videos. You win by either getting the most votes, or if we manage to get to the last page, last one to post. I'll start!

My good sir, you walk as if you've soiled your undergarments, and I do say that you look as if you've smelt them too!

 

[Luminas]

But you my good man, have cockroaches coming out your socks and your hair smells as if gasoline had been dumped on your head.

 

[Lewi]

Your family is so poor they couldn't even afford the hub cap from a Studebaker!

 

[Luminas]

You family is so poor. there bed is made of other worn down mattresses/

 

[Lewi]

Well at least my mother isn't standing about the corner of skid row beckoning to the oncoming filth!

 

[Luminas]

Well at least my mother, isn't wearing a potato sack and using cockroach poop for makeup for her chalky white face.