Oh what a wondrous day it is, New Years Day! People are kissing and shouting (probably not at the same time) and shooting off fireworks left and right. Everyone is celebrating the coming of 2034 and new hopes. A couple is partying like everyone else, and are trying to go for the galaxys world record of longest kiss. They are only three minuets in, and have to beat the record on one whole year. It is certainly an investment. They are having the entire thing recorded so when they do succeed, they will have proof and no one will be able to deny it. This is most definitely going to be an interesting year for them.
But what ever made them decide to peruse this huge undertaking? Well that makes us have to go back a year in the lovers story, back to 2033. Back in the stone age, the two lovers had just met and were beginning to warm up. Of course, as all love stories go, something bad had to happen. Little miss lover girl, Anmut, was at her part time job working as a cashier for the world wide business, SafeWalMeyer. She hated her job to no end. So some random punk decided to make it interesting, and ran in there with a stasis gun. He didn't even bother to do the whole 'put all the money in this bag or I shoot you' act. Nope, he just right up froze her and snatched up the whole register and ran; he'd figure out how to open up at home, well that's what he figured. He forgot about the anti theft disintegrater at the entrance. But now poor lover girl was trapped in stasis. Usually it wore off after an hour, but this one didn't. She was stuck in stasis for three weeks, and no one could fix it. The scientist working on the matter decided while they played with potions, they would throw her into a cryo station till the figured it out. It also saved her from starving from death or smelling bad.
Well after being absent for so long, lover boy Furst decided to check on Anmut. There she was, cold and stiff. Locked in a cryo chamber while in stasis. Her lips were blue and ice hung on her eye lashes. Frust, as a crazy love stuck idiot, decided to give her a little smooch when no one was looking. He opened the case and leaned in real close, then gave her a wet kiss on her frozen blue lips. The he left. A few hours after the fact sleepy and frozen Anmut crawled out of the case, shivering and confused. The scientists marveled at her recovery and all to claim in the success, all saying it was their formula that fixed her. Anmut did care in the least, she wanted to go home.
Frust was delighted at the news that his girly was okay, and rushed to meet her. He told her of the kiss and as an idiot, and a girl that had been frozen for the last mouth, they though it was the kiss that had magically fixed her. They couldn't consider that he had left the door open and she had thawed out, and the stasis field had worn off. Well even if it had been that, they wanted to celebrate right. And to celebrate, and have an excuse not to go to work, they decided to try and make a name for themselves.
So now here they are, kissing. They intend to kiss for a year and then some, with a video camera catching every moment. I think the monetary reward is what is really driving them, but I could be wrong.