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Stacisaur
Guest
Original poster
Genius Ideas*
from the mind of Staci**
-Pirogis are basically mashed potato in dough.. Having one for the first time last night (November 27th, 2012 - 9pm), it hit me later on, when I thought about how I must have pirogi breath now.
What if it's appealing.
What if there was a perfume..
"Tempting Taters" - Potato Perfume - Sponsored by Paula Deen.
The bottle: A simple potato, with a spout for the perfume to come out.
-Amish Vampires.
They hiss at electricity.
And their horses are evil.
-(Sung in the tune of "I'm Sexy And I Know It", the chorus)
"I Got Boobies"
Guy:
Gurl, lookat dem boobies
Gurl, lookat dem boobies
Gurl, lookat dem boobies
Girl:
:D I GOT BOOBIES!
Guy:
-repeat-
Girl:
-repeat-
When I walk through the club
This is what I see
Every young man
Keeps a' lookin' at me
I got a real fine swagger
And with a v-neck, I show em
chaaaaw
:D I got boobies~
- What if bean bag chairs are just Snorlax's that couldn't move anymore, so they used substitute, and fell asleep while doing it?
-Coma toes.
Them toes ain't ever gonna wake up, ma'am. I'm sorry..
-Amaretto isn't the same as amaretto flavoring for baking?
MOM, YOU LIED TO ME.
-WERE-GOLDFISH.
IT'S COMING. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.
-Stuffing comes out of a turkey's butt.. Why do we eat this, again?
*These ideas have come about in real life during the times of 11pm - 2am.
**Warning: These ideas are completely irrational and may include high dosages of insanity. Prior to reading these ideas, make sure to strap on a hat made of tin foil, to protect your brain from sparkles of spontaneous spaztastic syndrome, otherwise known as Triple S.
If you fail to meet these precautions, visit the nearest horse doctor immediately.
Or just watch some Lifetime Movie until you reach comatose.
[I needed to share these, so that someone may actually produce this Tempting Taters perfume some day.
Please, make it come true. Thank you.]
from the mind of Staci**
-Pirogis are basically mashed potato in dough.. Having one for the first time last night (November 27th, 2012 - 9pm), it hit me later on, when I thought about how I must have pirogi breath now.
What if it's appealing.
What if there was a perfume..
"Tempting Taters" - Potato Perfume - Sponsored by Paula Deen.
The bottle: A simple potato, with a spout for the perfume to come out.
-Amish Vampires.
They hiss at electricity.
And their horses are evil.
-(Sung in the tune of "I'm Sexy And I Know It", the chorus)
"I Got Boobies"
Guy:
Gurl, lookat dem boobies
Gurl, lookat dem boobies
Gurl, lookat dem boobies
Girl:
:D I GOT BOOBIES!
Guy:
-repeat-
Girl:
-repeat-
When I walk through the club
This is what I see
Every young man
Keeps a' lookin' at me
I got a real fine swagger
And with a v-neck, I show em
chaaaaw
:D I got boobies~
- What if bean bag chairs are just Snorlax's that couldn't move anymore, so they used substitute, and fell asleep while doing it?
-Coma toes.
Them toes ain't ever gonna wake up, ma'am. I'm sorry..
-Amaretto isn't the same as amaretto flavoring for baking?
MOM, YOU LIED TO ME.
-WERE-GOLDFISH.
IT'S COMING. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.
-Stuffing comes out of a turkey's butt.. Why do we eat this, again?
*These ideas have come about in real life during the times of 11pm - 2am.
**Warning: These ideas are completely irrational and may include high dosages of insanity. Prior to reading these ideas, make sure to strap on a hat made of tin foil, to protect your brain from sparkles of spontaneous spaztastic syndrome, otherwise known as Triple S.
If you fail to meet these precautions, visit the nearest horse doctor immediately.
Or just watch some Lifetime Movie until you reach comatose.
[I needed to share these, so that someone may actually produce this Tempting Taters perfume some day.
Please, make it come true. Thank you.]
