Genius Ideas

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Stacisaur, Nov 28, 2012.

  1. Genius Ideas*
    from the mind of Staci**

    -Pirogis are basically mashed potato in dough.. Having one for the first time last night (November 27th, 2012 - 9pm), it hit me later on, when I thought about how I must have pirogi breath now.
    What if it's appealing.
    What if there was a perfume..
    "Tempting Taters" - Potato Perfume - Sponsored by Paula Deen.
    The bottle: A simple potato, with a spout for the perfume to come out.


    -Amish Vampires.
    They hiss at electricity.
    And their horses are evil.

    -(Sung in the tune of "I'm Sexy And I Know It", the chorus)
    "I Got Boobies"

    Guy:
    Gurl, lookat dem boobies
    Gurl, lookat dem boobies
    Gurl, lookat dem boobies

    Girl:
    :D I GOT BOOBIES!

    Guy:
    -repeat-

    Girl:
    -repeat-

    When I walk through the club
    This is what I see
    Every young man
    Keeps a' lookin' at me

    I got a real fine swagger
    And with a v-neck, I show em

    chaaaaw

    :D I got boobies~

    - What if bean bag chairs are just Snorlax's that couldn't move anymore, so they used substitute, and fell asleep while doing it?

    -Coma toes.
    Them toes ain't ever gonna wake up, ma'am. I'm sorry..

    -Amaretto isn't the same as amaretto flavoring for baking?
    MOM, YOU LIED TO ME.

    -WERE-GOLDFISH.
    IT'S COMING. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.

    -Stuffing comes out of a turkey's butt.. Why do we eat this, again?


    *These ideas have come about in real life during the times of 11pm - 2am.

    **Warning: These ideas are completely irrational and may include high dosages of insanity. Prior to reading these ideas, make sure to strap on a hat made of tin foil, to protect your brain from sparkles of spontaneous spaztastic syndrome, otherwise known as Triple S.
    If you fail to meet these precautions, visit the nearest horse doctor immediately.
    Or just watch some Lifetime Movie until you reach comatose.


    [I needed to share these, so that someone may actually produce this Tempting Taters perfume some day.
    Please, make it come true. Thank you.]
     
  2. Officially part of the kickstarter for anything that happens in here.
     
  3. ‚Äč:D My dreams, I feel them coming true.~
     
  4. Hey, you know how they make square pizzas? Make them into cubes! Pizza cubes!
     
  5. I REFUSE TO DONATE ANY OF MY TIME, CARES, FUCKS, OR SHITS.

    NO SOLICITORS
     
  6. ^ Time was spent typing that, and care for the spelling and formation!

    PAO-SANS.
    YOU DO CARE.
    Q *Q ~
     
  7. LESS QQ MORE PEW PEW