GAME ON ! A really dumb videogame-like RP

Sheila facepalmed and set her bazooka to its only non-damaging setting: Knockback. She aimed straight up and fired, hopping that she hadn't set it to Insinerate by accident again.

The man slowly rose from his cryo-bed, steam rising from his skin and life support tubes that were pumping healing fluids into his wounds detached from his back.
 
Tedrick, on his Galactic Monstrosipeetmatic, set course for uncharted territory. A little map-making could earn some quick bucks.
He set the eridium down in his footlocker while the ship was sailing. He flipped the screen of the monstrosipeetmatic up and saw the large yellow land mass , ruled by King Bigsword the Third. Once he and his ragtag team was powerfull enough they would liberate the marshmallow people from his satanic rule.


Untill then, exploring territories would be fine.
 
Shelia examined the screen with interest. She had met Bigsword once for... business resons. He was a pervert. She hated him. Suddenly she saw a flying inland not to far away. She had never been to one for business resons. It was big. She loved it. "How about over there?" She pointed at the inland excitedly.

The man strode over to his closet full of identical grey coats and pants. He chose his favored one and got dressed.
 
" Well, " said Tedrick, " Are we really ready for that place ? Half of the crew is missing,after all. "
 
A Canon fires off in the distance, and an alpaca breaks through the back of the closet
The creature shoves it's way out of the closet and yells "TADAAAA!"
It turns out to be a teenage girl in an alpaca suit. A few strands of pink hair hung out the opening for a face.
"Hello! i am Lily and i have come to join you in your ques-!"
she went to take a step and tripped, hitting her head on the closet wall and landing on her back. she would be out for a bit..
 
"There's one." Sheila noted, pointing at the KOed lama suit girl. The luetenaint had to admit, she had her going for a while.

The man clicked his mask onto his face and exited his room. He wondered why he had such a painfully slow intro as he strode down the metal hallway, all he passed stopping what they were doing to stand up straight and salute him, then sighing with relief as he refrained from shooting them in the face for doing it wrong.
 
Still somewhat dazed, Lily stood up holding her forehead.
"H-hey! Wait up guy!" She yelled. "Can I at least get to meet my team?"
She went to the nearest wall and leaned on it, and unzipped her suit and stepped out of it. She wore a purple track suit underneath it and took out a winter hat that had an alpaca' s face on it. She set it on her head, then took a bookbag from the suit, then stuffed the suit in the pack, which didn't change size when the suit was added.
She stared at the other people in amazement.
"Coool." She said, and went up and booped the nearest person's nose.
 
After being booped from llama girl, Tedrick looked at his surrounding crew. It consisted of one girl that tried to blow him up, one passed out lady, one lady that was just passed out a second ago, and one slime that looked hungry. Still.

" Okay, I don't know where the hell everyone else went, but you guys got me all exited. Let's liberate the marshmallow people ! "

Tedrick set course to the castle,and unlaid a blueprint.

He pointed to a convulated diagram split up into three parts and then spent four hours explaining a long and draught-out plan.
After wondering where everyone else was except for bazooka girl and llama lady, he finished talking. After waking up the two, he decided on a shorter version.

" Park it over the roof. Blow a hole in the top. Jump inside, kill bad guys. Got it ? "
He then drew a new plan :
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BRILLIANT !
 
Lily, by this time had started drawing anime characters on the corner but Still somewhat listening, nodded okay happily.
"FOR THE MARSHMALLOW PEOPLE!" She cried out.
 
Tedrick set course for EVIL MAN ISLAND or whatever it was called. It was in fact a castle, and the mans name was King Bigsword the Third, but tedrick was too exited to care
 
Sheila had fallen asleep the second Tedrick had begun his explanation but woke up at the mention of blowing something up. She repeated Lily's cheer, adding a firm salute which she overshot and bashed lama girl in the forehead with.

The man (who was not on the airship) stopped as a soldier on crutches was having trouble saluting him. Once he was in front of him the soldier desperately let go of his supports and saluted him, slowly tipping over backwards and trembling down each of the steps he had just scaled. Little red -10s floated up pitifully as the man nodded and continued on.
 
After being hit, Lily fell over. But she got up. Eventually.
"So are you ready?!?!" She asked happily to Sheila. "I know I am! I've been dreaming about this forever, OH itll be such fun!" She kept talking and talking until her words slurred together.
 
Sheila brought her hand up and clamped Lily's lips together. This lama shapeshifter was beginning to get on her nerves, she was glad she would get to take it out on that pervert Bigsword.

The man strode up to the control room of his massive Flying Fortress. He dialed the number of his favorite soldier.

Beeeeeeep...

Beeeeeeep...

Beeeeeeep...

"We're sorry, your call has been forwarded to a automatic voice-message system 'Here Comes The Boom' is not available. At the sound of the tone, please record your message."

Beep.

"SHELIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
 
The airship was ever readily approaching the castle. He got out his revolvers, and motioned for Sheila to blow the hole.
 
Sheila went to the side of the deck and loaded her cannon. A mini nuke was perfectly reasonable in this situation, right? The explosion didn't put a hole in the roof, it blew most of the upper half of the castle off. There was the great and mighty King Bigsword the Third and Hopefully Last, still stuck in his armor and injoying a light snack of marshmallow people. "Gurds! Intruuuudeeeers!" He yelled in his high-pitched and squeaky voice.image.jpg
 
"Phbbt." Lily snickered. "He sounds hilarious!"
As soon as she said that, she was charged at by a soldier. She reached into her bag and pulled a katana out, parried is blow, then hit her hand against his head, sending him reeling. Letters above him said "K.O."
"Tee hee! This'll be fun." She said, putting her katana back, and replaced it with a decked-out scythe.
 
Tedrick fired into the crowd of armorclad soldiers. King Bigsword reeled upwards with his mighty big sword,swinging at Tedrick !
He bounded out of the way,luckily.


" Fire at will at the big one ! We can deal with everyone else later ! "
 
"Pruper to diiiieeeeee!" Bigsword screamed as he threw a bomb at Lily. Sheila rocketjumped onto the fat giant's head and unsheathed her cutlass. The blade caught fire in a few seconds and she slashed downward to inflict -50 fire damage, turning his red plume into ash.
 
Lily was thrown backward, but landed gracefully. She rolled back and laughed, taking a big sword from her bag, twice her size. She attacked a different giant, making him reel backwards into another giant, and another giant, creating a domino effect on tons of them.
 
Tedrick pulled out his tasty revolvers, and shot three candy-cane coated bullets at Bigsword.
Of course, they did no damage, but they did raise his blood level a little.



BLOOD LEVEL : IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

This would be the perfect way to deal some extra damage. Otherwise, his health level is way to big.
 
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