Future Hipsters

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies


I blame Facebook and Twitter, for making everyone this generation mostly idiots. Not a total generalization but when someone spells Bored as Bord on their status then says they are right. Or when someone talks about how they went to a burger king and asked for a water then went to get coke, when it didn't work they went back to the counter and asked to get the coke machine working, but they were still only gunna get water. And the guy still complains that the CLERK at the BURGER KING was the idiot. I mean, sigh, getting old is gunna suck cause our generation is going to be called spoiled idiots.


There wasn't really any hipsters or Staci there, but I saw Diana, Community Manager for Iwaku!