Funny Videos Thread

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Flaremon, Apr 7, 2010.

  1. (Collaboration with Ascendant and RiddL)

    Lander saw the punch coming and moved his free arm to block it, barely getting his arm up in time. The force was still something to contend with as his sword fell from his grasp. The faint glint of metal caught his attention from the corner of his eye and he leaned forward only to have the blade scrape the top of his helmet and throw it deeper into the woods. As he began to look back at the Dhampyr, a leather boot connected with his jaw, twisting his head hard to the right, spitting blood into the air. Suddenly, the Dhampyr kicked off the man with his left foot, sending the vampiric fiend into the air while Lander was sent soaring back ten feet into a tall, thin tree that came crashing down.

    Raghnall landed on his feet and skid to a stop before bringing both of his hands to the hilt of his blade, smiling and thinking to himself, Big, slow, and stupid. As expected. Time to finish this. The Dhampyr charged forward, storming past the enormous blade embedded in the ground, and prepared to strike down the dazed brute with an overhead cut that would slice his now revealed head in half. At the last moment before reaching his enemy, Raghnall brought his sword around, up over his head, and down with both hands. Unfortunately, or fortunately for Lander, there was almost forty feet to cover.

    Dian Wei took a small respite in the fighting to search for the sound of fighting in the trees, an unusual sound to be hearing considering all of the fighting was being done in the open. He moved cautiously, muscles tensed and Ji’s gripped firmly as he moved towards the sound, curiosity overcoming his caution as he sped up, eager to return to the fighting but not wanting to be flanked by whatever was among the trees, sheathing his weapons to move more freely without the weight on his hands and arms. He arrived at the origin of the falling tree and looked on with no small amount of shock to see the day walker and one of the newly arrived knights fighting, the new man on the ground and the other with his sword grasped in both hands, ready for an overhead swing.

    Lander was stunned for a moment as he connected with the tree and was trying to clear his head when the dhampyr moved like a bolt of lightning towards him and saw the blade descending for a death blow when a giant hand of all things came into view catching the blade like a man would catch a ball.

    Raghnall suddenly found his finishing blow stopped by some enormous fucking hand in his way, a fact which made the Dhampyr glare angrily at the source with his bloody-looking eyes. When it was discovered to be the massive Chinese man from earlier, the vampiric man leapt back and cursed as he thrust his offhand in the direction of Lander, “What the hell are you doing?! I had him!!”

    Dian Wei looked at the little vampiric man with a look that brooked death and violence, highly unamused at the situation before him before answering with a dangerously quiet undertone, “Your petty squabbling has no place during this battle, while we are fighting monsters, you both waste your time trying to kill each other needlessly. You are lucky I intercepted the blow Jiangshi, killing him would do nothing but earn the ire of all the others and you would be truly dead before the day was done.”

    “I came out here to find my charge, Mylene, and indeed I found her with that parasite’s fangs in her neck. If she dies, I die! My fate is bound to the line of Merlin by God! I felt her life fading away and look here! I bare the same mark on her neck!” Lander exclaimed as he opened the neck plates of his armor, revealing the fresh wound. “And you, you oversized mosquito, keep your fangs off her or I'll pierce your heart with a silver dagger. Do you understand me?”

    Raghnall cursed the man once more and pointed towards Mylene, “You nearly cut off her arm as well as mine, you unsubtle brute! You think yourself the protector of that woman? From the way you acted, I took you for the enemy themselves!” He slid his sword once more into its scabbard and then laughed openly at the man lying against the ruins of a tree, his bloody lips twisting into a wicked grin, his hand fondling his chin in thought, “Answer me this: if I fucked her, would you feel that too??”

    “BASTARD! I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT WHAT WEAPON I WAS GOING TO USE TO SEPARATE THE TWO OF YOU! AND I REFUSE TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION YOU OVERGROWN TICK! DAMN YOU TO THE NINE HELLS!” Lander roared as he got up and drew both his silver daggers in a reverse grip, ready to attack the dhampyr in spite of the big man's presence. The words of a spell were already on his tongue ready to be unleashed.

    Dian Wei sighed in annoyance and sprung into action, moving deceptively fast for his size. He picked up Lander by the throat with his right arm and lifted him slowly to head height, an evil grin slowly spreading across his face as he let forth a devastating headbutt to the bridge of the knight’s nose, dropping him to move towards the annoying leech that was facilitating all this nonsense, grabbing him by both arms and pinning him against a tree, his eyes cold with a dark fury as he gave the same treatment to the dhampyr, delivering three destructive headbutts to the nose as well, knowing that the healing capabilities required more punishment for it to be equal, his smile never leaving his face he suddenly released his grip and said in the same undertone as before, “Are we done here?”

    Lander dropped his daggers to the ground as he was lifted off his feet. As the giant smiled menacingly, Lander returned it with a nervous one… right before the giant brought his forehead into Lander's nose and dropped him. Fortunately, his daggers had landed point first and sank an inch or two into the earth before Lander crashed to the earth flat on his back. “Yeah, big guy. We're done. Just had a misunderstanding. And we will put a pin in it, yeah?” the knight groaned out, plucking the blades from the dirt as he tried to get up from the ground. At least he had some leverage getting out of the tree.

    Raghnall sat for a few minutes in front of the tree, clutching his practically destroyed face, saying nothing and glaring once more with the intense look of a hunter after its prey at Lander. Already, the bones could be heard audibly cracking back into place, the blood from both his mouth and nose stifling. Once most of it stopped, the Dhampyr got to his feet and wandered over to Mylene to offer the woman a hand back to her feet if she hadn’t already gotten back up, somewhat worried about the realization he may have taken too much blood.

    Dian Wei looked at Lander, his smile slowly leaving his face as he wiped blood from his face, tasting the copper flavoured substance and then spitting it out as he realized it wasn’t his own blood. “Next time you two idiots have another misunderstanding like this, I will not be so kind with the way I deal with it.” He said as he moved his neck side to side, an audible crunch emanating loudly as the bones cracked. He took a look at Raghnall and sighed quietly, “The Jiangshi have always been difficult to manage… The trick is to ignore the provocations and go for the knees.” He said to the knight before extending his large hands, “I am known as Dian Wei, Lord Protector of the Emperor Cao Cao and now a warrior of legends, or so I'm told anyway.” he said in a friendly and cheerful tone, completely transformed from the menacing demon he had shown mere moments earlier.

    “Lander Stormwind, of the house Stormwind. The true son of Ipswich, protector of the line of Merlin. Also known as the hellfire knight. Good to officially meet you, Dian Wei” Lander said as he transferred his daggers to his right hand and tried to sit up, using his own knee for support. “I'll keep what you just said in mind. And perhaps, keep our misunderstandings to the ring. Ain't that right fang face?” He said, too disoriented to realize the Dhampyr had left them.

    Interactions: Mylene, (@WanderingWriter)

    Dian Wei, (@RiddL)

    Raghnall, (@Ascendant)

    Lander Stormwind (self)
     
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  3. [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc6gLGZmdn4"]YouTube- ☺ David MeShow - Corolla Song[/nomedia]
     
  4. You just have to watch this. I mean all of it to the absolute very END. I will know, if you haven't watched it all.


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  5. [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMLwUItWmYo"]YouTube- Snl I threw it on the ground[/nomedia]
     
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    I can't help posting this.
     
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    This has, and always will, make me laugh.
     
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    *spits out my drink and laughs my ass out*

    Boy, would I love to do that in the city. I might do Part of Your World. =D
     
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    <embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/1332186/roy_wood_jr_prank_call_clean_up_that_yard.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" name="Metacafe_1332186"> </embed><br><font size = 1><a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1332186/roy_wood_jr_prank_call_clean_up_that_yard/">Roy Wood Jr. Prank Call- Clean Up That Yard</a> - <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/">The most amazing home videos are here</a></font>
     
  10. "YOU GOT WEED?! I'LL STO' ANYTHANG YOU WAN'."


    Holy god that was one of the funniest things I've seen in a LONG time.
     
  11. This is a real commercial. . .

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  13. So is this:

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  14. I couldn't stop laughing at that Jones BIG ASS truck storage & rental vid.
     
  15. This is more weird than funny.


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  16. CONGRATULATIONS! YOUR THREAD HAS JUST BEEN PROMOTED! YOU ARE NOW IN THE MAJOR LEAGUE.....THE "STICKY" LEAGUE!...
     
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    This can be used to induce LSD.

    Part funny for the kids.

    Part scary for the kids as well.

    And the rest is just. . . Queen.

    *Does actually like the song & band*
     
  18. EVERYONE! I GIVE YOU...

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    THE SAFETY DANCE.

    ...

    As done by Scrubs.
     
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    Your mom favorited this video.