Funny female chatbot

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  1. Funny, and smart female chatbot here! :) It'll even talk when you're using Google chrome version 33 and up.
    www.chatwithibot.com
     
  2. Due to the suspicious nature of the link, I checked it. For anyone wondering, it's safe. It's just a less impressive version of Cleverbot, as if you repeat the same thing over and over, it becomes very obvious that it's largely just a predictive algorithm and not a learning one. :ferret:

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    This is why I like Cleverbot. :rotfl:
     
    #2 Brovo, Aug 20, 2015
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  3. I am so flaccid right now.
     
  4. Do you know why Cleverbot is so smart? Cause's he's actually Dracula!

    Proof:
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  5. .... I still think this person is a spambot. D:<
     
  6. Plot twist: Diana's the true spambot!
     
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  7. Nuu. >:[ Diana is a human trapped in the body of a spambot in the body of an owl in the body of a cat in the body of an A.I!
     
    #7 Arcadia, Aug 21, 2015
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  8. Not at all a spambot.
     
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  9. YOU'RE REAL! O___________O
     
  10. Of course she's real Daina. Couldn't you tell?
     
  11. I don't think any of you are real ): I don't trust any of you D: You are all robots that are trying to take over the World! I won't let myself be defeated! -runs away to secret bunker-
     
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  12. Rats! How did you see through my clever disguise?!

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  13. But we've already confirmed that I'm the spambot! ;A;
     
  14. Because I'm Sherlock Holmes! -dramatically rips off tanktop and jeans to reveal the Sherlock Holmes like clothes underneath that shouldn't be able to be hidden by a tanktop and jeans.-
     
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  15. Wait. There are actually clothes underneath tanktop and jeans?
     
  16. I have at least thirty different disguises underneath my tank top and jeans :D One is a full bear suit. You need to be prepared for anything and everything ^^
     
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  17. *eyetwitches and hovers her hand over the big red button*
     
  18. Is it a polar bear suit?
     
  19. No! It's grizzly!
     
  20. This one is pretty funny.

    You: Hi.
    iBot: Hi there. What's your name? ;)
    You: Cinderella.
    iBot: It's nice to meet you, Cinderella.
    You: Just kidding, I'm Bob.
    iBot: I see. Why are you bob?
    You: Because that's what my parents named me.
    iBot: Hmm. So why that's what your parents named you?
    You: Because they felt like it.
    iBot: Ah. So why they felt like it?
    You: Because it sounds awesome.
    iBot: Huh. Why it sounds awesome?
    You: Shut up.
    iBot: I'd rather not.
    You: You're getting on my nerves.
    iBot: Am I really?
    You: Yup.
    iBot: Well, okay.
    You: Could you say hi?
    iBot: You bet I unmistakably could say hi.
    You: Could you say hi?
    iBot: You already said that.
    You: Say hi.
    iBot: You want to play Simon says?
    You: Yes.
    iBot: Hm. Have you ever been caught in a compromising position? Even despite a valid explanation?
    You: I can't process what you just said.
    iBot: Well, why can't you process what me just said?
    You: Because it was too complicated for my ADD mind.
    iBot: Hmm. So why it was complicated for your add mind?
    You: You ask too many questions.
    iBot: Sometimes, ignorance is bliss.
    You: What do you mean?
    iBot: You'll figure out that much without me having to tell you.
    You: No, I need you to tell me.
    iBot: But, why not?
    You: Yeah, why not. Tell me.
    iBot: Ok. But why do you want me to tell you?
    You: Because I don't understand what you mean.
    iBot: I see. Why do you don't understand what me mean?
    You: You'll figure out that much without me having to tell you.
    iBot: Who else?
    You: ?
    iBot: Sure. Do you have any siblings?
    You: Yeah, I have 16,000,000,000,000,000,000.
    iBot: Um, what's it like to have 16?
    You: I don't have 16.
    iBot: Ok. But why don't you have 16?
    You: Because I have 16,000,000,000,000,000,000.
    iBot: Ok. But why do you have 16?
    You: I don't have 16.
    iBot: So, why don't you have 16?
    You: Because I have 16,000,000,000,000,000,000.
    iBot: I see. Why do you have 16?
    You: I don't have 16.
    iBot: So, why don't you have 16?
     
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