Funny female chatbot

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nmelssx

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Funny, and smart female chatbot here! :) It'll even talk when you're using Google chrome version 33 and up.
www.chatwithibot.com
 

Brovo

Ferret Dad
Invitation Status
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Posting Speed
1-3 posts per week, One post per week, Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
Afternoons and evenings, some weekends.
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female, Primarily Prefer Male, Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Fantasy, Science Fiction, Post Apocalypse, Horror, Romance, Survival...
Due to the suspicious nature of the link, I checked it. For anyone wondering, it's safe. It's just a less impressive version of Cleverbot, as if you repeat the same thing over and over, it becomes very obvious that it's largely just a predictive algorithm and not a learning one. :ferret:

EDIT

This is why I like Cleverbot. :rotfl:
 
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Izurich

Pikaface
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Posting Speed
1-3 posts per week, One post per week
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female, Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Fantasy (Big YES), Modern Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Space Fantasy, Magical
Due to the suspicious nature of the link, I checked it. For anyone wondering, it's safe. It's just a less impressive version of Cleverbot, as if you repeat the same thing over and over, it becomes very obvious that it's largely just a predictive algorithm and not a learning one. :ferret:

EDIT

This is why I like Cleverbot. :rotfl:
Do you know why Cleverbot is so smart? Cause's he's actually Dracula!

Proof:
 

Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
ADMINISTRATOR
Invitation Status
Not accepting invites at this time
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Preferred Character Gender
Female
.... I still think this person is a spambot. D:<
 

redblood

Anxious Tomato Will Bite You!
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
1-3 posts per day, One post per day, 1-3 posts per week, One post per week, Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
Afternoons, evenings and nights.
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female,
Genres
Historical, fantasy, magic, horror, supernatural, survival, vampires, demons, pirates, mutants, ghosts, romance (FxF, MxM, MxF) (Romance should be part of the plot and not the whole plot in itself), etc.

Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
ADMINISTRATOR
Invitation Status
Not accepting invites at this time
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Preferred Character Gender
Female
YOU'RE REAL! O___________O
 

redblood

Anxious Tomato Will Bite You!
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
1-3 posts per day, One post per day, 1-3 posts per week, One post per week, Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
Afternoons, evenings and nights.
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female,
Genres
Historical, fantasy, magic, horror, supernatural, survival, vampires, demons, pirates, mutants, ghosts, romance (FxF, MxM, MxF) (Romance should be part of the plot and not the whole plot in itself), etc.
Of course she's real Daina. Couldn't you tell?
I don't think any of you are real ): I don't trust any of you D: You are all robots that are trying to take over the World! I won't let myself be defeated! -runs away to secret bunker-
 
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Brovo

Ferret Dad
Invitation Status
, ,
Posting Speed
1-3 posts per week, One post per week, Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
Afternoons and evenings, some weekends.
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female, Primarily Prefer Male, Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Fantasy, Science Fiction, Post Apocalypse, Horror, Romance, Survival...
I don't think any of you are real ): I don't trust any of you D: You are all robots that are trying to take over the World! I won't let myself be defeated! -runs away to secret bunker-
Rats! How did you see through my clever disguise?!

 
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Gwazi Magnum

Previously Gwazi Magnum
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
1-3 posts per day, One post per day, 1-3 posts per week
Online Availability
This changes too frequently to give anything reliable.
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept
Preferred Character Gender
Male
Genres
Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Adventure.

redblood

Anxious Tomato Will Bite You!
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
1-3 posts per day, One post per day, 1-3 posts per week, One post per week, Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
Afternoons, evenings and nights.
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female,
Genres
Historical, fantasy, magic, horror, supernatural, survival, vampires, demons, pirates, mutants, ghosts, romance (FxF, MxM, MxF) (Romance should be part of the plot and not the whole plot in itself), etc.
Rats! How did you see through my clever disguise?!

Because I'm Sherlock Holmes! -dramatically rips off tanktop and jeans to reveal the Sherlock Holmes like clothes underneath that shouldn't be able to be hidden by a tanktop and jeans.-
 

nmelssx

[REDACTED]
Original poster
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day
Writing Levels
Adaptable
Wait. There are actually clothes underneath tanktop and jeans?
 

redblood

Anxious Tomato Will Bite You!
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
1-3 posts per day, One post per day, 1-3 posts per week, One post per week, Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
Afternoons, evenings and nights.
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female,
Genres
Historical, fantasy, magic, horror, supernatural, survival, vampires, demons, pirates, mutants, ghosts, romance (FxF, MxM, MxF) (Romance should be part of the plot and not the whole plot in itself), etc.
I have at least thirty different disguises underneath my tank top and jeans :D One is a full bear suit. You need to be prepared for anything and everything ^^
 

fatalrendezvous

Mother Knows Best!
DONATING MEMBER
Invitation Status
, ,
Posting Speed
1-3 posts per day, One post per day, 1-3 posts per week, One post per week, Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
8 AM - 6 PM and 10 PM - 2 AM
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female, Futanari, No Preferences
Genres
Fantasy (High and Low), Sci-Fi, Modern Fantasy, Modern Realistic, Apocalypse, Drama, Romance... I have lots of interests!
*eyetwitches and hovers her hand over the big red button*
 

nmelssx

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Original poster
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day
Writing Levels
Adaptable
Is it a polar bear suit?
 

redblood

Anxious Tomato Will Bite You!
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
1-3 posts per day, One post per day, 1-3 posts per week, One post per week, Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
Afternoons, evenings and nights.
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female,
Genres
Historical, fantasy, magic, horror, supernatural, survival, vampires, demons, pirates, mutants, ghosts, romance (FxF, MxM, MxF) (Romance should be part of the plot and not the whole plot in itself), etc.
No! It's grizzly!
 

nmelssx

[REDACTED]
Original poster
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day
Writing Levels
Adaptable
This one is pretty funny.

You: Hi.
iBot: Hi there. What's your name? ;)
You: Cinderella.
iBot: It's nice to meet you, Cinderella.
You: Just kidding, I'm Bob.
iBot: I see. Why are you bob?
You: Because that's what my parents named me.
iBot: Hmm. So why that's what your parents named you?
You: Because they felt like it.
iBot: Ah. So why they felt like it?
You: Because it sounds awesome.
iBot: Huh. Why it sounds awesome?
You: Shut up.
iBot: I'd rather not.
You: You're getting on my nerves.
iBot: Am I really?
You: Yup.
iBot: Well, okay.
You: Could you say hi?
iBot: You bet I unmistakably could say hi.
You: Could you say hi?
iBot: You already said that.
You: Say hi.
iBot: You want to play Simon says?
You: Yes.
iBot: Hm. Have you ever been caught in a compromising position? Even despite a valid explanation?
You: I can't process what you just said.
iBot: Well, why can't you process what me just said?
You: Because it was too complicated for my ADD mind.
iBot: Hmm. So why it was complicated for your add mind?
You: You ask too many questions.
iBot: Sometimes, ignorance is bliss.
You: What do you mean?
iBot: You'll figure out that much without me having to tell you.
You: No, I need you to tell me.
iBot: But, why not?
You: Yeah, why not. Tell me.
iBot: Ok. But why do you want me to tell you?
You: Because I don't understand what you mean.
iBot: I see. Why do you don't understand what me mean?
You: You'll figure out that much without me having to tell you.
iBot: Who else?
You: ?
iBot: Sure. Do you have any siblings?
You: Yeah, I have 16,000,000,000,000,000,000.
iBot: Um, what's it like to have 16?
You: I don't have 16.
iBot: Ok. But why don't you have 16?
You: Because I have 16,000,000,000,000,000,000.
iBot: Ok. But why do you have 16?
You: I don't have 16.
iBot: So, why don't you have 16?
You: Because I have 16,000,000,000,000,000,000.
iBot: I see. Why do you have 16?
You: I don't have 16.
iBot: So, why don't you have 16?
 
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