FUNNIEST DIRTY JOKE IN THE WORLD

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Ms.Wrong, Sep 8, 2012.

  1. [video=youtube;MtOcZVePMnc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtOcZVePMnc&feature=endscreen&NR=1[/video]
     
  2. I don't get it...liverwurst is delicious?
     
  3. I don't get Family Guy
     
  4. That was terrible... not even the funny terrible. That was just plain wrong.
     
  5. Man that joke was just the liverworst.
     
  6. Well, Ms. Wong deLIVERED a terrible joke to us all.
     
  7. Dat pun.

    I mean, I said,
    dat. pun.
     
  8. I don't get it! D:

    Wait....I get it.... >w>

    No, seriously, I don't get it. D:

    Wait! Hold the FUCK. UP. I GOT IT! XD

    OH MAN! OH MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! HAHAHAHAHA LOLROFLMA--


    Yeah, I don't get it.
     
  9. Wow.

    I've heard some bad jokes in my life.

    BUT THIS ONE..

    HEH.

    W SO BAD AT JOKES.
     
  10. YOU GUYS ARE SO MEEEEEAAAAAAN! XD all i was trying to do was show a little laughs....
    i got a better one then....

    A Girls First Time

    As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

    He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

    He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

    He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

    His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

    After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

    You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.


    Naughty, Naughty!
    Excuse me, What were you thinkin'?
     
  11. um.. ok... now I know what its like from a girl's pov...
     
  12. I WANT TO MAKE THIS THREAD FEEL, LIKE THE FUNNIEST DIRTY JOKE IN THE WORLD.

    LIKE IT'S THE ONLY ONE THAT I'LL EVER "LIKE".

    LIKE IT'S THE ONLY ONE THAT KNOWS MY HUMOR.

    FUNNIEST DIRTY JOKE IN THE WORLD.
     
  13. I was thinking how I'm still not amused.

    Don't quit your day job.
     
  14. Wrong. Kumquats. That is the funniest dirty joke in the world.
     
  15. I dunno, Bangkok is a pretty funny dirty joke.
     
  16. Like you can do any better than me Juku! And this is what it claims, ALL MUST BELIEVE IN THE FAMILY GUY!
     
  17. suck a sage.

    >:L
     
  18. I'll refrain from making any dirty jokes,
    because,
    if I made one,
    the world of Iwaku might 'splode.
    .-.
    You don't want that..