Fundraiser: Kitti's Crafts

[Stray Shinku]

Also sorry Icy, if there are cat paws on your owl, it's this asshole's fault.

Don't be so mean! The kitty just wanted to help you draw those owls faster.

 

[Diana]

ARE YOU REEEEEAAAADY

pls ignore cat

 

[Jorick]

I refuse to ignore cat and choose instead to focus all attention on it. Fuck your canvases.

 

[Astaroth]

It's so weird seeing Butters not round.

 

[The Mood is Write]

Awww kitty!

 

[Stray Shinku]

Can I instead ask you to safely deliver me the kitty, please? @Diana

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

Only $964 to go to get your fridge @Diana

 

[Kitti]

No stahp what are you doing we even threatened you guys
We're over $4000 now though which means:

I actually have to make those mystery crafts for the top 5 donors (or whoever they pawn it off on), for one. I fortunately had ideas in mind in case this somehow ended up happening but now you're going to make me do work. Also, the word limit for Astaroth's Top 3 Donator prize is going to be doubled.

Don't let Hypno-Owl trick you into buying her a fridge.

 

[Rae]

But...but I wanna help owl mom ;_;

 

[Canadian Cat]

I made your picture better by cutting out the less important parts

 

[Iceydaze]

Also sorry Icy, if there are cat paws on your owl, it's this asshole's fault.

ᴅᴏᴇs ᴛʜɪs ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍʏ ᴏᴡʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴏsᴇɴ ᴏɴᴇ? (⊙_⊙)

ɪᴛ's ᴏᴋᴀʏ, ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ ᴄᴀᴛ ᴘʀɪɴᴛs ᴀᴅᴅ ᴛᴏ ɪᴛs ᴄʜᴀʀᴍ~

 

[daemon_reaver]

So, based on what Diana said, are the funds being used for a new fridge and nuker, or repair their old ones?

 

[Diana]

No New Aplliances
Maybe new CAT TREE for teh KITTIES? Y/N?

 

[daemon_reaver]

Y.

 

[Stray Shinku]

Forget Diana. Let's give these kitties all the funds! O vO b

 

[Diana]

This thing seems big enough for all five six of my cats?

 

[Greenie]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

 

[daemon_reaver]

Do it.

 

[Diana]

HERE, SEE HOW SERIOUS THIS CAT TREE SITUATION IS. WE JUST STUCK A CAT TOY IN AN OLD OFFICE CHAIR AND KEEP IT BY THE BACK WINDOW ALONG WITH THE VACUUM CLEANER.




JUST LOOK AT THREE OF THESE SAD PATHETIC CATS. ONE CAN ONLY SLEEP IN A MOUNTAIN OF BED BLANKETS. ONE HAS A TERRIBLE FEAR OF THE DVD PLAYER. THE PRECIOUS BABY DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE THE CAT TRAP CORRECTLY.



(Yes, that red box is a cat trap. Yes. It actually works on the cats. TRY IT.)

 

[Diana]

Five minutes later I realize there is a blowdart gun in the corner. Pls ignore blowdart gun. There are weapons everywhere in this house.