.........Fucking blood suckers

Hydronine

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I caught a misquito
Jesse George Jauregar
6:39 PM
Fun.
So it comes to this...
6:39 PM
It's not happy with me
Jesse George Jauregar
6:41 PM
Heh...
So it comes to this...
6:47 PM
MEw
6:50 PM

done
6:50 PM

HOLY CRAP!
6:50 PM

THE THING IS MAD AT ME!
6:50 PM

IT'S REALLY MAD!
Jesse George Jauregar
6:50 PM
Kill it.
So it comes to this...
6:51 PM
It's in a container
6:51 PM

But it just broke its beak-y thing trying to get through the plastic
6:51 PM

...
6:51 PM

I feel bad for it
6:51 PM

it's just trying to suck my blood so it can feed its future parasitic children...
Jesse George Jauregar
6:51 PM
Give it a mercy kiling then.
So it comes to this...
6:52 PM
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
6:52 PM

I like misqitos
6:52 PM

...
6:52 PM

misquitos
6:52 PM

...
6:52 PM

misquittos
6:52 PM

...
Jesse George Jauregar
6:52 PM
Mosquito.
So it comes to this...
6:52 PM
SHUT UP
6:52 PM

...
6:52 PM

I knew that
 

Hydronine

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Awww, it's so cute.... like a little blood-sucking pillow with legs...
 

Childish Grumpino

"...before turning the gun on himself."
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GAH KILL IT WITH FIRE.

Grumpy does not like bugs.

PARTICULARLY BITEY, PARASITIC LITTLE FUCKS LIKE MOSQUIETOS.
 

Hydronine

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BUT THEY MAKE LITTLE RED WORMY CHILDREN THAT ARE FUN TO PLAY WITH!
 

Childish Grumpino

"...before turning the gun on himself."
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COS HIV IS TOTALLY HEALTHY.

*Makes a half-hearted attempt at killing every mosquieto forever (difficult given that there are no mosquietos in Scotland), gives up and goes to find more beer*
 

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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

*Gets a flamethrower.*

FOR HUMANITY
 

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Ochalla

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Think about all you warm, hot blooded men, just makes me think about ... BABIES!

... or so the mosquito thinks.
 
W

Warmaster Death

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*WMD crashes through the ceiling of the thread, makeshift spraycan/lighter flamethrowers in each hand*

BURNINATION!
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

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*Takes WMD's makeshift flamethrowers and replaces them with flame pistols*