.........Fucking blood suckers

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Hydronine, Apr 10, 2010.

  1. I caught a misquito
    Jesse George Jauregar
    6:39 PM
    Fun.
    So it comes to this...
    6:39 PM
    It's not happy with me
    Jesse George Jauregar
    6:41 PM
    Heh...
    So it comes to this...
    6:47 PM
    MEw
    6:50 PM

    done
    6:50 PM

    HOLY CRAP!
    6:50 PM

    THE THING IS MAD AT ME!
    6:50 PM

    IT'S REALLY MAD!
    Jesse George Jauregar
    6:50 PM
    Kill it.
    So it comes to this...
    6:51 PM
    It's in a container
    6:51 PM

    But it just broke its beak-y thing trying to get through the plastic
    6:51 PM

    ...
    6:51 PM

    I feel bad for it
    6:51 PM

    it's just trying to suck my blood so it can feed its future parasitic children...
    Jesse George Jauregar
    6:51 PM
    Give it a mercy kiling then.
    So it comes to this...
    6:52 PM
    NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
    6:52 PM

    I like misqitos
    6:52 PM

    ...
    6:52 PM

    misquitos
    6:52 PM

    ...
    6:52 PM

    misquittos
    6:52 PM

    ...
    Jesse George Jauregar
    6:52 PM
    Mosquito.
    So it comes to this...
    6:52 PM
    SHUT UP
    6:52 PM

    ...
    6:52 PM

    I knew that
     
  2. Awww, it's so cute.... like a little blood-sucking pillow with legs...
     
  3. GAH KILL IT WITH FIRE.

    Grumpy does not like bugs.

    PARTICULARLY BITEY, PARASITIC LITTLE FUCKS LIKE MOSQUIETOS.
     
  4. BUT THEY MAKE LITTLE RED WORMY CHILDREN THAT ARE FUN TO PLAY WITH!
     
  5. RED WORMY CHILDREN THAT LIVE IN YOUR FUCKING SKIN OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT.

    NO. FUCK NO.
     
  6. [​IMG]
    It's surgically healthy.
     
  7. COS HIV IS TOTALLY HEALTHY.

    *Makes a half-hearted attempt at killing every mosquieto forever (difficult given that there are no mosquietos in Scotland), gives up and goes to find more beer*
     
  8. [​IMG]
    Start shooting.
     
  9. I fucking hate bugs.
     
  10. [​IMG]
    "Bugs? What do you mean bugs?! I hate bugs!"
     
  11. Somebody call for an exterminator?
     
  12. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

    *Gets a flamethrower.*

    FOR HUMANITY
     
  13. Think about all you warm, hot blooded men, just makes me think about ... BABIES!

    ... or so the mosquito thinks.
     
  14. *WMD crashes through the ceiling of the thread, makeshift spraycan/lighter flamethrowers in each hand*

    BURNINATION!
     
  15. *Takes WMD's makeshift flamethrowers and replaces them with flame pistols*