Fuck Your Socks! Check THIS Out!

[Tegan]

So, this morning, after a night of freezing drunken birthday revelry with Asmo, I checked my email. Under all the Victoria's Secret and penis enlargement ads, we found an email from the USCIS (that's the immigration department for you slower ones, close the wiki tab, now). Here's what it said:

On April 16, 2012, we mailed you a notice that we have approved this I129F PETITION FOR FIANCE(E). Please follow any instructions on the notice.


Asmo's comin' to the states, ya'll!

COMMENCE THE DRUNKENING



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*Camps out by the mailbox*​

 

[Diana]

Awwww yeah! 8D I'll get my hammer ready!

 

[Stacisaur]

:D WOOOO. CONGRATULATIONS BOTH OF YOU. > w<
That is so exciting. And must be hella relieving. o ^o
PARTY ALL NIGHT AND DAY. or the other way around. Or both at the same time.
o wo
YAY.

 

[Lysander]

Thats awesome. Though I'm still stuck in satans brothers home.

 

[Kitti]

HELL YEAH.
AMERICA: 2 England: 0

 

[Hecatoncheires]

YOU YANKS CAN HAVE HIM. >:[

Seriously, though, congrats guiz.

 

[October Knight]

Congrats!

 

[Raiu]

Yay, so now I can get some WH help...

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*Goes to his corner*

 

[Ochalla]

*rubs hands together* Yeeeeeees

 

[Pirogeth]

*starts swapping out Asmo's old british staircase for a fresh new modern american one*

To Fall Down

But hey congrats.

 

[Hydronine]

YES YES YES YES YES! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

*SCREECHES AND HOOTS WITH HAPPINESS*

 

[Asmodeus]

The penis enlargement emails also please me. :|

 

[Hydronine]

http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/sex_relationships/facts/penissize.htm

FOR ASMO!

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

Really Teek?

 

[Ampoule]

N-no turning back now. . . ;-;!

 

[Razilin]

Welcome to the melting pot, Asmodeus.