FUCK IT, YOU KNOW WHAT?! THIS IS VAMPIRE! THEY DO NOT FUCKING GLIMMER AND SPARKLE!

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Hydronine

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.....Yes, I know, camera sucks...

Here's the first close up.

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second

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third

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The big picture, take two.

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And yes, I'm aware that the anatomy isn't as spot on as it should be...
 

Hydronine

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...............Urrrrrrrgh...
 
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Boss Frost

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No. THIS is vampire:

AH-AH-AAAAAH!
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(Couldn't resist)

But in all seriousness, the sparkly vampires and their fans are getting on my nerves. <_<
 

Hydronine

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I KNOW!

.... I seriously am tempted to post somethning that shows their insanity... I love your avatar..... it stares.... IT STARES ME STRAIGHT IN THE EYES!
 
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Warmaster Death

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WHFB Vampires 'gainst twitards vampires = curb stomp war.

normal vampires VS " " = Curb Stomp war

The mpotherfucking Count Vs Twitards = the apocolypse for twitards.
 

Hydronine

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.......So anyways, I WUFF DEIMON!
 

Hydronine

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Muuuuuuuuur! Shankya!
 
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Arsenal XA4

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*Deimon looks at the pictures then stares daggers at Julez.*

I TOLD YOU, NO PICTURES WHEN WE HAVE SEX!!!
 

Hydronine

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BUT YOU WERE SO CUTE! I COULDN'T RESIST!.... Hey, at least it wasn't a picture of me and Archetype....
 
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Arsenal XA4

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*Deimon grabs Julez and drags her to Faith Restructuring.*
 

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*Clings to Deimon*

YES! YESSSSSSSSSS!
 
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Sekhmet

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Nice pic, like her face amd ears alot. Freaking count post made my day as well, oh and...


DEATH TO SPARKILNG VAMPS!
 

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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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nice art, TK.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU in response to the twitards.
 

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Thankies Fel!

*Snuggles and then draws more pictures closer to hentai*
 

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I love hentai, yes I do! I like hentai, how bout you?

So, can anyone come up with WHY the twivamps sparkle? I always thought it might be because a magical unicorn came on them...
 

Blind Hemingway

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YAY, RANDOM NUDITY.
 

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EXACTLY!

RANDOM NUDITY FOR THE FUCKIN' WIN!