Fortunately, Unfortunately

Unfortunately, the doctor was allergic to an ingredient in the hangover cure.
 
Unfortunately, she tripped and the epipen rolled into the river, being consumed by the rapids.
 
Fortunately, a nymph was hit by the epipen and threw it back up.
 
Unfortunately, the epipen landed in Jack's leg.
 
Fortunately, the nymph who was also allergic to the same ingredient had a secondary epipen to offer when it heard the commotion
 
Unfortunately, Jack went to go and grab it and jabbed it in his other leg.
 
Fortunately it wasn't the needle end
 
Unfortunately, Jack's leg was sensitive and opened up and bleed.
 
Unfortunately, Jack fainted whenever he saw blood.
 
Fortunately, he managed to control himself and didn't pass out
 
Unfortunately, he was dizzy from the needle jab.
 
Unfortunely, Jack hit a tree when he came out of his dizzy state.
 
fortunately the tree was a wishing tree! and granted all of Jacks wishes even healed him up.
 
Unfortunately, Jack's wishes came true in the worst possible ways.
 
Unfortunately, the uncorrupted wishes had to meet the tree's criteria on wishing.
 
Fortunately it corrupted the previously corrupted wishes and made them good again
 
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