Fortunately, Unfortunately

Discussion in 'BORED GAMES' started by Starlighter, Nov 18, 2017.

  1. Unfortunately, the doctor was allergic to an ingredient in the hangover cure.
  2. Fortunately, the doctor's wife as well as Jack's high school sweetheart who is all one in the same person came through the tree's with an Epipen she always carried with her.
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  3. Unfortunately, she tripped and the epipen rolled into the river, being consumed by the rapids.
  4. Fortunately, a nymph was hit by the epipen and threw it back up.
  5. Unfortunately, the epipen landed in Jack's leg.
  6. Fortunately, the nymph who was also allergic to the same ingredient had a secondary epipen to offer when it heard the commotion
  7. Unfortunately, Jack went to go and grab it and jabbed it in his other leg.
  8. Fortunately it wasn't the needle end
  9. Unfortunately, Jack's leg was sensitive and opened up and bleed.
  10. Fortunately it wasn't serious enough to worry about.
  11. Unfortunately, Jack fainted whenever he saw blood.
  12. Fortunately, he managed to control himself and didn't pass out
  13. Unfortunately, he was dizzy from the needle jab.