Fortunately, Unfortunately

Unfortunately, the re-trial also found Jack guilty.
 
Fortunately he was sentenced to community service
 
Unfortunately he was partnered with a murderer who got off easy.
 
Fortunately, they were under constant careful watch of a police officer.
 
Unfortunately, the cop was a crooked one.
 
Fortunately Jack's brother was paying the cop to look out for Jack.
 
Unfortunately, the cop was killed protecting Jack.
 
Unfortunately back up arrived too late
 
Fortunately, the murderer liked Jack.
 
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Fortunately, Jack was gay.
 
Unfortunately, the murderer accidentally dropped a chainsaw on Jack's foot.
 
Fortunately, the chainsaw was off.
 
Unfortunately, it was still heavy and broke Jack's toe.
 
Fortunately, the hospital bill was paid.
 
Unfortunately Jack was allergic to the medication they gave him
 
Fortunately, it wasn't a serious allergy.
 
Unfortunately, it still made his face swell.
 
Fortunately, it swelling went away pretty quickly so now he doesn't look like a chipmunk
 
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