Fortunately Unfortunately

[Energetic Alice]

Unfortunately, we all realized that we were eating dragon poop.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

(woops, mixed up games for a moment :/)

Fortunately, they poop chocolate.

 

[Energetic Alice]

Unfortunately, the chocolate is poisoned.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Fortunately the poison tastes like Caramel.

 

[Energetic Alice]

Unfortunately, it's still poison. We all died.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Fortunately the death was sweet and delicious.

 

[Minerva]

Unfortunately, a ship full of pirates came, and they desecrated our bodies.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Fortunately as thanks for the service they get their necromancer to resurrect us.

 

[Energetic Alice]

Unfortunately, we get resurrected as zombies.

 

[Lewi]

Fortunately our noses do not work correctly to smell our foul, rotting bodies.

 

[Energetic Alice]

Unfortunately, WE ARE STILL ZOMBIES!

 

[Lewi]

Fortunately, if we complete the necromancer's quest, we can be revived as humans again.

 

[Energetic Alice]

Unfortunately, the wuest was to die painfully.

 

[Lewi]

Fortunately there was a mass murder machine nearby.

 

[Energetic Alice]

Unfortunately, it was so complicated that there were at least 4,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 wires were on it:

 

[Lewi]

Fortunately they found wire cutters and clipped the wires and simply electrocuted themselves.

 

[Energetic Alice]

Unfortunately, when they returned to life, the pirates forced them to work as slaves.

 

[Lewi]

Fortunately they were paid in wonderful sexual favors.

 

[Energetic Alice]

Unfortunately, the pirate ship crashed.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Fortunately it crashed onto an island full of Nymphs.