Fortunately/unfortunately MK II

[Hatsune Candy]

Fortunately, he was able to get robotic arms and legs that made him much faster and stronger.

 

[Nue]

Fortunately, he was able to get robotic arms and legs that made him much faster and stronger.

Unfortunately, said robotic arms and legs were rusty and stiff.

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

Fortunately, he had bought oil beforehand.

 

[Hatsune Candy]

Unfortunately, it was very poorly made oil and rather ineffective.

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

Fortunately, he kept the oil recipt.

 

[Nue]

Fortunately, he kept the oil recipt.

Unfortunately, the receipt spontaneously combusted.

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

Fortunately, that was a copy of the receipt,

 

[Kiilgore]

unfortunately, the company didn't let returns, exchanges or anything of that such happen. Their policy was, you buy it, your prob now, not ours.

 

[Nue]

unfortunately, the company didn't let returns, exchanges or anything of that such happen. Their policy was, you buy it, your prob now, not ours.

Fortunately, his arms and legs miraculously grew back, eliminating the need for robotic ones and as such, oil.

 

[Mu]

Unfortunately, the bones in his new limbs were 10x more brittle than his original ones.

 

[Kiilgore]

Fortunately, they also healed 10x faster.

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

Unfortunately, the speeded up healing broke the arms.

 

[Nue]

Fortunally, he was now in a hospital, where his arms can be treated

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

Unfortunately, the hospital was understaffed and untrained.

 

[Ser K+]

Fortunately they hired a strapping young man with even better healing powers to fix his arms.

 

[Kiilgore]

Unfortunately said young man was quiet the flirt towards the female staff at the hospital, distracting him from his job.

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

Fortunately, Alex had a potion to change his gender so the healer would only be distracted by him.