Fluffy is Going to Kill You

[Blind Hemingway]

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This is what she's singing about in this irritatingly cute song.

 

[Fluffy]

NYAN NYAN NYAN~

*Holds a knife behind her back*

 

[Blind Hemingway]

See! Now you guys have to believe.

 

[Seiji]

GodDAMNIT!

I had forgotten this song. FORGOTTEN IT!


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFU-

 

[Fluffy]

REMEMBER IT, SEIJI. REMEMBER IT. I WILL SING IT UNTIL YOUR EARS BLEED AND IT MAKES A MARK ON YOUR BRAINZ.

NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NI HAO NYAN~ GOUJASU, DERISHASU, DEKARUCHAA~~~

NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAAAAAAAANNNNN!

 

[Blind Hemingway]

She's desirable, has good food, and pretty gurls. Or something.

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[Seiji]

YOU'VE ALREADY MOVED AROUND ALL OF THE FURNITURE IN MY BRAIN, NOW YOU WANT TO CONQUER MY EARS?!

D:

 

[Paorou-sama]

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

 

[Fluffy]

She's desirable, has good food, and pretty gurls. Or something.

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XD I lol'd so hard at that video.

 

[Xnijmai]

OBLIGATORY MACROSS VIDEO IS OBLIGATORY MACROSS

 

[Torsty]

WE SHOULD BAN THIS THREAD AND NEVER LET IT BACK IN

 

[Blind Hemingway]

You're no fun. Go home Old Man Wilson.

 

[Karsikan the Berzerker]

Fluffy will only kill you if you do not fufill her catgirl fantasies.

 

[Paorou-sama]

THIS THREAD HAS DEGENERATED INTO WEEABOOS.

MAYBE THIS IS THE NATURAL EVOLUTIONARY TREND OF THE INTERNETS.

 

[Torsty]

CATGIRLS DO NOT EXIST IN MY WORLD, THEREFORE, I CANNOT FEAR FLUFFY.

WE SHALL BAN IT AND NEVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN!

 

[Corvus Corax]

Torsts solution in life for everything: Troll it. Ban it. Laugh at it.

The end.

 

[Torsty]

YOU WANT TO BE A SMARTASS TOO, EEEEEEEEEEEEEH??

HEHE, YOU FUNNY

 

[Blind Hemingway]

CATGIRLS DO NOT EXIST IN MY WORLD, THEREFORE, I CANNOT FEAR FLUFFY.

WE SHALL BAN IT AND NEVER SPEAK OF IT AGAIN!

But you smoke pot...I'm pretty sure in your world they do. Same goes for that pink elephant you talk about.

 

[Zypher]

Fluffy's not trying to kill meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~ *falls over with knife stuck in back*

 

[Blind Hemingway]

Eh. He'll recover.