Find me a...

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FIND ME....

A WERE-GIRAFFE. Scary one, please.
 
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Would this suffice, my dear comrade?

If so,
SOMEONE FIND ME A . . . . . .

Man devouring narwhal.
 
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You are lucky. This one has just swallowed a human alive.

Now, find mee....


the clothes you would force your ex-lover to wear for the rest of his/her life.
 
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Not clothes, but this is what I would want my ex lovers to wear. One in particular, anyway.



















Find me beer and food..TOGETHER!
 
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FLRGH'N MRRGA IRT FJNN'K
[LET'S BE TANGLE BUDDIES]

Find me a weapon that also cooks food.
 
If it works for pre-teen girls, why not a grown man? :D

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Find me a baby arm wrestling a biker!