Sadly, no one has dared to challenge our mighty fort, but it would have been great if someone had. It would have been a great, bloody battle- sheets torn, captured by enemy lines; dwindling ramen packets rationed out to keep us alert during the long nights on watch. Will we ever pass our finals? Will we ever make it home? Will we ever break free from this 90-thread-count Prison?!
War doesn't quilt, but neither shall we fold.