LOLz I read all that.
~BATTLE ENSUES~
Bellsong shoots forward! She attacks Fredward Fredreco with speed and agility, dodging left and shooting right, twisting and turning. She uses her sword to stab at Fredward. Jumping backwards, she awaits his attack, then tries to dodge it. If she was wounded or not, she keeps up the attacks. She makes a swipe at his legs, then quickly switches the attack to his torso.
Fredward dodges the first four attacks, then makes an attack of his own. Using his two daggers, he attacks Bells left flank, then almost dodges her next attack. Even though he got hit, he kept it up. When she jumped back, he waited for a moment, then shot forward, throwing his dagger and hitting her leg. She didn't seem to notice the pain. As she moved forward to swipe at his legs, he tried to dodge, but got hit in the on the side of his chest. Grunting from the pain, he stumbled back and smiled. "Your good."
Bell smiled back. "I know I am." Before she could come in for the kill though, a great Phoenix flew in between then, screeching in anger. "WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING? YOUR HURTING EACH OTHER!"
Bells and Freds mom yanked the fake sword and daggers from their hands. "Never let me catch you doing that again!"
~BOTH LOSE~
LOLz this never really happened to me and my brother (His name isnt really Fredward), but it happened to a couple of friends. LOLz it cracked me up.