Final Fantasy 7 Remake

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Announced at Sony's presentations at E3.

 

[GhostJoker]

Welp. Just lost my shit.

 

[Minerva]

Why... Does this year's E3 have all the amazing things?

I only have so much money, E3!

 

[Brother Gabriel]

HOT DAMN!!!! I HOPE ZACK IS THERE IN THE REMAKE!!!!!

 

[Cpt Toellner]

... When will they get over this overrated game and do something with FF6?

 

[Hellis]

This overated game that made FF as big as it is today? 6 was amazing, but I don't think it would translate as easily for a remake due to the tech gap. FF7 should be easier to remake with what they allready had. I am sorry, but I am gonna be really fucking hyped about this and give no fucks. Shit is real interesting now.

 

[Razilin]

 

[Minibit]

*hype intensifies*

 

[Razilin]

TENS YEARS, SQUEENIX!

TEN YEARS, YOU'VE BEEN WORKING THE SHAFT AND CUPPIN' ME BALLS!

IF YOU FAIL TO DELIVER, THE BLUE BALLS WILL BE REAL!

 

[Razilin]

... When will they get over this overrated game and do something with FF6?

So, I feel like starting an ages' old debate.

Best JRPG:

1) FF6 or FF7

2) FF6 or Chrono Trigger


SEE WHAT I DID THERE

 

[Dervish]

So, I feel like starting an ages' old debate.

Best JRPG:

1) FF6 or FF7

2) FF6 or Chrono Trigger


SEE WHAT I DID THERE

Wrong.

Super Mario RPG Legend of the Seven Stars is the greatest. Everything else is a pile of poop. A steaming, foaming pile of poop with blood encrusted corn kernels.

 

[Razilin]

I remember that one!

It had the ff4 fight theme in it for the extra boss fight!

Good times

 

[Dervish]

I remember that one!

It had the ff4 fight theme in it for the extra boss fight!

Good times

That dude was one of the hardest fights in the game haha. Took me forever.

 

[Razilin]

Chrono trigger is still better nyaaaa

 

[Hellis]

That dude was one of the hardest fights in the game haha. Took me forever.

I prefer the optional bosses of FF7 over Ozma in FF9

Fuck that ball of fuckery.

 

[Voices of Nerat]

Is it going to be more than just a graphical update? Dunno if I'd play it otherwise, honestly.

 

[Lilac]

hue

I'll admit, I jizzed in my pants when I saw this. There's a big puddle next to the computer and the carpet is now sticky.

 

[SlamifiedBuddafied]

I'll just twiddle my thumbs and mutter something about "Oh. Right. That'll happen when we can count to three."

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

I wish they'd remake 9, but I'm happy to see they're redoing 7. I just hope they're only redoing the graphics and leaving the story/game play alone.

 

[Space Cowboy]

Look at it! LOOK AT IT!