Fel's Junk Shop

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
Original poster
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies


Fel and his waifu run a successful pawn shop. Here's a jingle that he wrote just for us on Iwaku.
 
THOSE CRUDDY LUNCHES ARE NOT WORTH THE 10 GOLD A PIECE. I AM DISAPPOINT.
 
I AM DISAPPOINT TOO. HOW DARE YOU.