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YOU FUCKN PINKO COMMUNIST SCUM! I EAT AT MICKIE D'S THREE TIMES A DAY AS PER MY RESPONSIBILITIES AS AN AMERICAN AS STATED IN AN EXTRA CLAUSE IN THE 2ND AMENDMENT:
"RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS AND EAT BURGERS FGT"
MY DAILY DOSE OF FREEDOM INCLUDES THE FOLLOWING
10:00 AM
-ANGUS DELUX WITH NO VEGGIES, JUST FUCKN MEAT BRAH
-BREAKFAST IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY SO I WASH THAT ANGUS DELUX DOWN WITH 8 BURGERS OFF THE DOLLAR MENU
-DIET COKE
2 PM
AT THIS POINT I AM STARVING TO DEATH FROM LACK OF FOOD SO THIS IS PRIME TIME TO BULK UP ON FREEDOM
5 MCCHICKENS WITH 3 SIDE ORDERS OF CHICKEN NUGGIES
2 ORDERS OF MCRIBS
PREMIUM BACON RANCH SALAD
4 FILET O'FISH
-FANTA
5 PM
I JUST FINISHED MY WORKOUT OF TAKING PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION SO I NEED FOOD TO FEED MY MUSCLES
-A DOZEN DOLLAR MENU BURGERS! GO HARD OR GO HOME FAGGIT
-SALAD
-DIET COKE
6PM
AT THIS POINT I WILL HEAD HOME WHERE THERE IS NO MCDONALDS NEAR BY MUST STOCK UP FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT
5 DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDERS WITH CHEESE
8 SOUTHERN STYLE CRISPY CHICKENS
2 MCFLURRIES
DIET COKE
BET ALL YOU NON-AMERICANS ARE JEALOUS OF MY FREEDOM BURGERS! NO WORRIES SOON THE WORLD SHALL SOON BE UNITED UNDER AMERICA AND ALL FOOD SHALL BE REPLACED WITH BURGERS!
poutine is okay tho
10:00 AM
-ANGUS DELUX WITH NO VEGGIES, JUST FUCKN MEAT BRAH
-BREAKFAST IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY SO I WASH THAT ANGUS DELUX DOWN WITH 8 BURGERS OFF THE DOLLAR MENU
-DIET COKE
2 PM
AT THIS POINT I AM STARVING TO DEATH FROM LACK OF FOOD SO THIS IS PRIME TIME TO BULK UP ON FREEDOM
5 MCCHICKENS WITH 3 SIDE ORDERS OF CHICKEN NUGGIES
2 ORDERS OF MCRIBS
PREMIUM BACON RANCH SALAD
4 FILET O'FISH
-FANTA
5 PM
I JUST FINISHED MY WORKOUT OF TAKING PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION SO I NEED FOOD TO FEED MY MUSCLES
-A DOZEN DOLLAR MENU BURGERS! GO HARD OR GO HOME FAGGIT
-SALAD
-DIET COKE
6PM
AT THIS POINT I WILL HEAD HOME WHERE THERE IS NO MCDONALDS NEAR BY MUST STOCK UP FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT
5 DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDERS WITH CHEESE
8 SOUTHERN STYLE CRISPY CHICKENS
2 MCFLURRIES
DIET COKE
BET ALL YOU NON-AMERICANS ARE JEALOUS OF MY FREEDOM BURGERS! NO WORRIES SOON THE WORLD SHALL SOON BE UNITED UNDER AMERICA AND ALL FOOD SHALL BE REPLACED WITH BURGERS!
poutine is okay tho