Kennedy started back toward the building, slipping back into the open door. She glanced up at the stage for a moment, catching a glimpse of Sal walking off before Cherie took his place to introduce the next performer. Bea headed back towards the bar, returning after a moment with a glass of water and passing it to Juliette. "Here," she said gently. "Drink up. It'll help you feel better."
Kennedy wasn't really paying attention to what Cherie was saying, but she glanced up as the lights began to dim. She caught a glimpse of Eva near the front, glancing back at her and grinning before she turned to face the stage again. Her number must be the last one. It was probably Lucy's turn now.
The lights, which had dimmed only moments before, illuminated the stage once more. Lita was sitting, slightly slouched, in a chair in the center of the stage, Lucy standing beside her as the song began to play.
"Elphie, now that we're friends, I've decided to make you my new project." Lucy mouthed the words to this part, putting a hand on Lita's shoulder and straightening her posture as she did.
"You really don't have to do that." Lita shrugged Lucy's hand from her shoulder and leaned away, her expression hesitant.
"I know. That's what makes me so nice!" Lucy spun away from the other queen as she mouthed the words, giving an excited hop as she moved.
Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I
And let's face it, who isn't less fortunate than I?
My tender heart tends to start to bleed
And when someone needs a makeover I simply have to take over
I know I know exactly what they need
And even in your case, though it's the toughest case I've yet to face
Don't worry, I'm determined to succeed, follow my lead
Lucy stepped out towards the front of the stage as she mouthed the first part, her movements graceful and dramatic. On the second "I know," she turned back to Lita in the chair and put an arm around her friend, pulling her closer as Lita continued to feign being uncomfortable.
As the chorus of the song began, Lucy began to bounce excitedly across the stage, miming the mannerisms of the character in the song.
So let's start 'cause you've got an awfully long way to go.
As the song continued, Lucy leaned down to wipe off Lita's dark lipstick and pull her hair out of the ponytail it had previously been in, sweeping Lita's pink wig down across her shoulders. She struggled to replace the lipstick with a lighter shade as Lita leaned away from her, and then pulled Lita up from the chair and pulled her closer, Lita ducking away and slumping down, a ridiculously overdramatic grimace on her face as she scrambled away from Lucy, who grabbed her by the arm and shoved her back into the chair.
Most of the crowd was laughing by now, and it was fairly obvious both Lita and Lucy were struggling to keep from snickering too.
When I see depressing creatures
With unprepossessing features…
Lucy took a strand of Lita's wig between her fingers and eyed it unconvincingly before tossing it back. She tugged Lita's leather jacket down off her shoulders and rested it on the back of the chair, leaving only the pink tank top underneath it. She continued to mess with Lita's wig and makeup, Lita's protesting and Lucy's attempts to force her to stay becoming more and more ridiculous as the song continued. As the song seemed to draw to a conclusion, Lita's hair was in a single braid down her back, her makeup had become less dramatic—although somewhat messy—and a flower was tucked into her hair.
"Why, Miss Elphaba, look at you. You're beautiful!"
"I...I have to go!"
Lita sprang up and darted off the stage, Lucy staring after her and looking disappointed.
And though you protest your disinterest
I know clandestinely…
You're gonna grin and bear it: your newfound popularity!
Lucy strode to the edge of the stage in the direction Lita had gone as the song slowed. When it picked up again, she reached out and yanked Lita back onstage, who let out a startled sounding squeak, though she had clearly begun to laugh a bit. The pair fought one another as the song came to a close, with Lucy wrapping her arms around Lita, who looked like she would rather set herself on fire as she wriggled out of Lucy's grasp and dramatically flopped to the stage floor on the last note.
The entire bar was roaring with laughter at this point. Eva was laughing so hard that she had her head down on the table. She got up and slipped back in the direction of the dressing room again, Lucy helping Lita up off the floor. Lita collected the tips Lucy had dropped throughout the number and passed them to her.