Explanation! T_T

[MiraMirror]

Some guy came into the store I work at this week, and said stuff.... T_T
I was sick with the flu, and this guy told the manager, "I think you need to send him home."
The manager asked him who he was talking about, and he pointed to me, and said, "The cute blonde boy."
T_T
I'm not cuuuuuuuuuuuuute....... >n<
Apparently, I'm now the object of desire for a gay guy who already has a boyfriend. T_T
And now people are calling me moe?

I'd like an explanation for why people consider me moe. T_T

 

[megane-kun]

a picture tells a thousand words... and your picture in the picture thread explains things very well.

 

[MiraMirror]

I'm not moe! T_T

 

[Arsenal XA4]

BULLSHIT! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, you cocksucker.

 

[Vay]

Take it as a complement and move on is my best advice.

 

[MiraMirror]

BULLSHIT! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, you cocksucker.

???
I don't understand.

 

[soullesshuman]

Poor Miru.

-cuddles-

 

[Arsenal XA4]

???
I don't understand.

I BET YOU DON'T HAVE THE GOD DAMNED COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE A MAN A REACH AROUND WHEN YOU'RE FUCKING HIM IN THE ASS!!!

Oh wait...

You're the one being used as the spoon...

You'll make an inmate very happy one of these days, you know that right.

 

[Torsty]

Saaaaaa'aaaaaan Francisco
San Francisco!


Oh yeah! *winkwink*

 

[soullesshuman]

@Carl

I still dun get it.

 

[Captain Nic]

@Carl

I still dun get it.

Well, if you do get it, you'll never look at prisons the same way.

 

[soullesshuman]

Why a prison? I don't understand...

 

[Vay]

You're better off not knowing soulless

*Pets*

 

[Blind Hemingway]

It's because he's a uke.

 

[Arsenal XA4]

They love ukes in prison.

 

[Orochi]

oh man, an uke moeboy?

*hands Miru some KY Jelly*

 

[Arsenal XA4]

*Plays a banjo.*

You got a purty mouth, boy...

I'm gonna beat you like a rented mule.

 

[Darkness]

hahahahahah

faggot

 

[Captain Nic]

For some reason, I knew you'd say that, Darkness.

I am amused.

 

[MiraMirror]

I'M NOT AN UKE!
I can handle being a moe, I suppose, but I AM NOT- NOT-NOT-NOT AN UKE!