Every Time

[LuckycoolHawk9]

Let's make a new game. So here's how this game works with an example

Person 1: Every time a bunny dies, Santa Claus cries.
Person 2: Every time Santa Claus cries, a baby laughs.
Person 3: Every time a baby laughs, a grown clean-shaven man suddenly has a thick beard.

As you can already tell, this game works off nonsense ( I once done a run where we destroyed whole universes with our sentences) so just follow Iwaku rules, don't make anyone uncomfortable and let's start.

Every time a new thread is posted, a bell rings.

 

[CptMuttonchops]

evrey time a bell rings, a computer crashes

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

Every time a computer crashes, a kitty is adopted.

 

[CptMuttonchops]

every time a kitty is adopted a Thanos snaps

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

Every time a Thanos snaps, an adopted kitty disappears.

 

[foodforpigs]

Every time an adopted kitty disappears, someone forgets to turn off the lights.

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

Every time someone forgets to turn off the lights, a robber passes up a house.

 

[CptMuttonchops]

Every time a robber passes up a house, a phone rings.

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

Every time a phone rings, a child answers it.

 

[CptMuttonchops]

every time a child answers it, a sniper misses.

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

Every time a sniper misses, a window has a shot fired through it.

 

[CptMuttonchops]

Every time a window has a shot fired through it, a dog shits it self

 

[Life&DeathX3]

Every time a dog shits itself, a star falls from the sky

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

Every time a star falls from the sky, the president lies.

 

[Life&DeathX3]

Every time the president lies, part of the world explodes going up in smoke.

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

Every time part of the world explodes going up in smoke, everybody panics about the rising gas prices.