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Xindaris
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So there's this guy standing at the edge of a cliff. And the thing about this guy is that right now, he is really really angry. He is so angry that he has angerfire glowing all around him. His eyes are blood red even though they aren't usually and his black hair which he usually keeps pretty straight and boring-looking is all up in spikes because of the angerfire aura thing. And he's wearing leather armor and carrying this huge sword and he's just so angry like you don't even know. He needs to kill something now.
Fortunately there is an ogre within eyeshot--which is like earshot but with sight. This ogre is about ten yards tall, which if you don't know how big that is, is the width of a football endzone. But they don't have football in this world yet because they're still too busy fighting off giant monsters and whatnot. So anyway this guy just straight up jumps off the cliff, sword out, and dives at that ogre. It isn't a very long fall before he comes to the ogre's head, and tries to stab that, but his agility score just isn't high enough to pull off the precise stunt he wanted to so instead he ends up stabbing his sword into the ogre's chest, and the momentum of his fall keeps him going another five or six yards or so before he's just sort of stuck with his sword like a thumb-tack in the ogre's belly.
And he's still angry but under all that anger he's thinking Man I'm glad I didn't go down far enough to start cutting this ogre's shorts because SERIOUSLY. And then he uses leverage to catapult himself and his sword off the ogre and backflip onto the side of the nearby cliff before the ogre can swat at him or anything and skids down the remaining yard or two so he's standing on the ground. And he's like, "HEY OGRE! YOU WANT SOME? COME GET SOME!" And the ogre looks totally ready to come and get some. Probably snatch him up and eat him or something. It sure would be terrible and the opposite of awesome if he got swallowed with all his angerfire still burning and all so maybe someone else comes along to attack the ogre next.
((This is seriously not serious. I'm serious.))
Fortunately there is an ogre within eyeshot--which is like earshot but with sight. This ogre is about ten yards tall, which if you don't know how big that is, is the width of a football endzone. But they don't have football in this world yet because they're still too busy fighting off giant monsters and whatnot. So anyway this guy just straight up jumps off the cliff, sword out, and dives at that ogre. It isn't a very long fall before he comes to the ogre's head, and tries to stab that, but his agility score just isn't high enough to pull off the precise stunt he wanted to so instead he ends up stabbing his sword into the ogre's chest, and the momentum of his fall keeps him going another five or six yards or so before he's just sort of stuck with his sword like a thumb-tack in the ogre's belly.
And he's still angry but under all that anger he's thinking Man I'm glad I didn't go down far enough to start cutting this ogre's shorts because SERIOUSLY. And then he uses leverage to catapult himself and his sword off the ogre and backflip onto the side of the nearby cliff before the ogre can swat at him or anything and skids down the remaining yard or two so he's standing on the ground. And he's like, "HEY OGRE! YOU WANT SOME? COME GET SOME!" And the ogre looks totally ready to come and get some. Probably snatch him up and eat him or something. It sure would be terrible and the opposite of awesome if he got swallowed with all his angerfire still burning and all so maybe someone else comes along to attack the ogre next.
((This is seriously not serious. I'm serious.))