NOT. SAFE. FOR. WORK. Okay? Okay. By request of @Diana (blame her), an epic reading of this amazing tale (Audio) (Log) written by the future Tolkiens and Asimovs of our generation of scholars, dignitaries, and brilliant political thinkers. "Am the SHIT, at war games!" NOTES -Chat Admin renamed to "Almighty God". -Attempted a transliteral reading (no corrections to text, pronounce phonetically if spelled incorrectly)... It was borderline impossible, and not as humorous as it sounded like it would be when done for over twenty minutes. Decided to switch to interpretive reading, which turned out far better. -Narrate-Script Reading: [Name] "Text" [Name] "Text" [Name] "Text" is the pattern, in case that was hard to pick up on. Done for @Diana ... You are welcome. Dot Dot Dot. Dot Dot Dot. Dot Dot Dot. THE PAIN~!