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IT'LL BE FUN!

There's moooooodern, and faaaaaaaaaantasy.... and scifiiiiiiiiiiii, and Missssssssssssssssssssc!
 
Porg evaporated.
 
Yes..... Porg.....

*Cries*

...

DON'T LEAVE US, PHIL!
 
No one can ever escape Ike and his welcomings no mater how late it is.

Hello and welcome to the Iwkau if you have any questions just ask and we can help

*walks off into the shadows*
 
*A large trap snaps shut and captures Ike.*

Tag him, quick!

*A Minigunner rushes up and tags Ike before releasing the trap.*

Alright, now to monitor the behavioral patterns of the elusive Ike...
 
Cut it out.

Say welcome, be done with it.
 
Welcome, welcome!

NOW, TO CALM THAT HERESY DOWN A LITTLE BIT...
 
Yes, Porg's gone sadly. I'm totally not holding him captive in the Church of Murr's basement, no sir.

In fact, Porg? Who? Never heard of him.

....

...STOP STARING AT ME LIKE THAT.