Misty: Ash, we've been wandering around battling Pokemon forever. Brock's only succeeded in catching all of the STDs, Pikachu's been stuffed after we sold his organs for drug money, you're still a virgin and I haven't changed my clothes in thirteen years.
*Finds herself picturing the landfills that must be stuffed with hundreds of Pikachu plushies with holes cut in them from the pubescent boys discovering masturbation*