Enter My Mind.

If I was fire, I'd be this:
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NSFW
 
Well now, looks like our little pikachu friend needs some rehab.....if he lives.......
 
Don't thank me, thank rape.
 
Run run run as fast as ya can! You can't catch me, I'm the dangalang man!
 
Pikachu, use Recover!

Oh wait, you can't.

Haaahhhh you're screwed.
 
I don't know how a bitch gonna say no to a free dick
 
That'd be like throwin it out the wind-OH SHIT!
 
That reminds me of growing up way too much. Why did you have to remind me of my traumatic childhood!

No, THIS would be growing up:

Misty: Ash, we've been wandering around battling Pokemon forever. Brock's only succeeded in catching all of the STDs, Pikachu's been stuffed after we sold his organs for drug money, you're still a virgin and I haven't changed my clothes in thirteen years.
 
you're still a virgin
...Isn't Ash, like, ten years old?

...

BURN THE WITCH
 
Nah man, dude's gotta be at least 23 by now. He's probably just posing as ten year old to get that sweet, sweet young tail.













































STUPID!
 
that sweet, sweet young tail.
You're talking about Brock's hair, right?
 
No, I'm talking about having sex with children. Probably in the butt.
 
So...Pikachu. Got it.
 
*Finds herself picturing the landfills that must be stuffed with hundreds of Pikachu plushies with holes cut in them from the pubescent boys discovering masturbation*

And that's what the aliens will find.
 
I was talking the acid tripped people around me accompanied by mood music. I'm too old for tha Pokemon shit.
 
When I cut you off at the pass, you gonna take it in the ass.