Dumb Inventions

[Protagonist]

 

[Bomb]

 

[Hellis]

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Wow.

Just......wow.....

I can think of a dozen useless inventions, and most of them happen to be toys.

These have absolutely no purpose at all but to cause kids to fight when one eventually hits another one in the back of the head. They stay sticky for all of a minute, and then they're completely pointless.

I was just hit with the nuclear submarine equivelence of nostalgia

 

[Hellis]

Breadgloves are all fun and games, untill someone stick their dick into one.

 

[Alphakoka]

So I was casually scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and then...

In the same regard, anti-flatulence pants.

Breadgloves are all fun and games, untill someone stick their dick into one.

I hang around the Swedes too much, that was my thought as well. :v

Similarly, Tug Toner.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Breadgloves are all fun and games, untill someone stick their dick into one.

I hang around the Swedes too much, that was my thought as well. :v

I'm afraid to ask.
But why is this a Swedish thing? o_o

 

[Alphakoka]

I'm afraid to ask.
But why is this a Swedish thing? o_o

Scandinavian thing, see Smor..rorobread or something. The rough description that sticks to my head is 'take a bread, put whatever you want, eat.' :v

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

Scandinavian thing, see Smor..rorobread or something. The rough description that sticks to my head is 'take a bread, put whatever you want, eat.' :v

Are you talking about smørbrød? I mean, that's Norwegian at the very least, but seems like that's what you're talking about. And no, as far as I'm conserned we don't put penises in them.

 

[Cpt Toellner]

 

[Alphakoka]

I mean, that's Norwegian at the very least, but seems like that's what you're talking about

I think I read something about the Swedish equivalent for it though.

And no, as far as I'm conserned we don't put penises in them.

This sound like a specific denial. :v

 

[Mu]

Air in a can.

 

[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

Breadgloves are all fun and games, untill someone stick their dick into one.

I hang around the Swedes too much, that was my thought as well. :v

This sound like a specific denial. :v

It was a specific claim.

 

[Hope]

 

[Minerva]

I... Wait, huh?

 

[Protagonist]

If you'll excuse me, I'm going to write a book on how to read.

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

Scandinavian thing, see Smor..rorobread or something. The rough description that sticks to my head is 'take a bread, put whatever you want, eat.' :v

So basically it's really sticky bread?

 

[Shiri]

It was made in the 1800s but there was an electric corset made for that time of the month and pms. Discontinued because of burns and being overall stupid.

 

[Icy]

This is pretty dope. Imagine just standing around in public and inconspicuously shitting yourself, hands in pockets, looking all casual.

I'd cop.

 

[Indabayou]

Mildly NSFW?

Presenting... The Man Bib!!!

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*more from that countdown of worst inventions are on youtube if you're interested

 

[Roose Hurro]

Mildly NSFW?

Presenting... The Man Bib!!!

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*more from that countdown of worst inventions are on youtube if you're interested

This is far worse... remember, you have been warned!

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