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Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
#2
This thread is now about me.
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#5
Ducks are greater than asmo equals to true.
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
#6
Never!

*punches a duck*
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#7
In some parts of the internet, duck is slang for loli.

So you just punched a LEETLE GurL
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
#8
It's the new porn.
 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
#9
What about loli ducks getting punched?
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
#10
That's like loli squared.

It would be like punching an eldritch abomination.
 
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Arsenal XA4

Guest
#12


DUK-W with a 105mm howitzer.

Cockfags...
 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Roleplay Invitations
One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Several Posts a Day, A Few Posts A Day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
No Preferences
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Genre You DON'T Like
Uhhh..... That's hard.
#13
..........<(' )

Quack.
 
G

Glazer

Guest
#15
There goes Asmo with his fetishes again...
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#16
This is what Asmo does with Ducks/Lolis:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXPcBI4CJc8"]YouTube- Sex With Ducks: the Music Video by Garfunkel and Oates[/ame]
 
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
A Few Posts a Week, One Post a Week
My Usual Online Time
6 PM and Midnight M-F, varying on weekends
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Adaptable
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female, Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I'm a switch
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, Modern
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi and Furry
#17
@Rory: Horrifyingly interesting
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#19
I was busy looking at the chick with short hair...

But yes, you two goons are correct in your opinions.
 
G

Glazer

Guest
#20
This thread is now about attractive women in bathtubs.