lets start with soft drinks:
vanilla
choke is always good.
bundy ginger beer. made in Bundaberg Queensland.
one of the nectars of the gods.
REMEMBER TO INVERT THE BOTTLE BEFORE OPENING!
ITS RED, ITS FINE, INT GOES IN YOU IN-TES-TINE "creamy soda" kirks bran. its awesome
then on to juices.
apple juice, apple and guava juice, apple and blackcurrent juice.
now on to my favorite beverages, alcoholic drinks:
TOP BEER =
corona
but if i wanna get shitfaced on beer, then i choose a cheaper, nasty alternative, either
A Carlton Draught
or Victoria Bitter, because sometimes, you dont have enough money for anythign that isnt fermented cats urine......okay, so its not really that bad, but i dont think its goodm, despite its rampant popularity in Oz
nbotice the bottles, dunno bout you guys but down here we call em "Stubbies" cans are "Tinnys"
SPIRITS
GLORIOUS SPIRITS!
VODKAS:
Russian Standard:
Stolichnaya (Vodka of KINGS MOTHERFUCKERS SWEAR BY THIS SHIT ALL NGIHT LONG.)<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td>
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I LOVE IT STRAIGHT I LOVE IT MIXED, I LOVE IT ON A TRAIN, I LOVE IT ON A PLANE, I LOVE IT HERE I LOVE IT THERE IN FACT I LOVE IT ANYWHERE!
Sputnik (good vodka here!)
made in russia, bottle in the ukriane.
sorry my america freinds, but you and the sheep shagging New Zealanders can keep your Smirnoff!
WHISKEY/SCOTCH/BOURBON
when i need spirits that isnt vodka, i turnj to these gentlemen
you know them as Jim, Jack and Douglas
other favored alcohols include Peach schnapps, ginger schnapps, wines, ports brandy and a few others, though images are of
favorites.
there you have it ladies and gentlemens, my favoured drinks