Dr. Dicks general help thread.

[Xytheus]

Despite the humorous title I intend to keep this serious with only a slight side of light hearted humor.

Need help with relationship problems, friends, mental problems, or (God help you) work issues? I'm your guy. I like to help people and find rational(ish) solutions to problems. So come at me and I'll do my best to help you through your problems.

(Disclaimer: This man has never been to medical school.)

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

I have two dicks stuck inside a Chinese finger-trap, what do I do?

 

[Xytheus]

Oh that's an easy fix. You must CAREFULLY cut the trap down the middle between the dicks. If the dicks go over the middle....may whatever deity you worship be with you.