Dr. Dicks general help thread.

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Xytheus, May 5, 2015.

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  1. Despite the humorous title I intend to keep this serious with only a slight side of light hearted humor.

    Need help with relationship problems, friends, mental problems, or (God help you) work issues? I'm your guy. I like to help people and find rational(ish) solutions to problems. So come at me and I'll do my best to help you through your problems.

    (Disclaimer: This man has never been to medical school.)
     
  2. I have two dicks stuck inside a Chinese finger-trap, what do I do?
     
    • Go Home, You're Drunk Go Home, You're Drunk x 1
  3. Oh that's an easy fix. You must CAREFULLY cut the trap down the middle between the dicks. If the dicks go over the middle....may whatever deity you worship be with you.
     
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    • Go Home, You're Drunk Go Home, You're Drunk x 1
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