Double meaning

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by October Knight, Nov 21, 2009.

  1. DOUBLE MEANING

    Ok, So here is the basic break down. Write down a sentence that can have two meanings depending on punctuation.

    Example taken from Diana's signature:


    Asmodeus helped the mod jack off a horse.

    Asmodeus helped the mod, Jack, off a horse.


    Now that is funny as hell! The ones you post don't have to be funny (But its better if they are) just as long as they make sense.

    Have fun and Enjoy the game.
     
  2. Woman, without her man, is nothing.

    Woman: without her, man is nothing.

    Amazing what punctuation can do. >:D
     
  3. I fucked a ho in da roof of mah crib.

    I fucked a prostitute, in the rooftop of my house.

    That's what you guys meant, right?
     
  4. LoL, I think thats more like translation of Ebonics!


    more along the lines of this:

    His name is George: a potter in real life.

    His name is George A. Potter in real life.

    (Damn, this is hard)
     
  5. Oh no! Gangsters will blow up the saloon while I'm in town!

    Oh, no gangsters will blow up the saloon while I'm in town.

    Just turn around George slowly, or he's going to get shot.

    Just turn around, George! Slowly, or he's going to get shot!
     
  6. Johnny was hard at work.

    Johnny was hard, at work.

    ((LULZ, I finally thought up a good one!))
     
  7. Will you help me feel better?

    Will, you help me feel better.

    Will you help? Me feel better.

    "Will, you help me feel!" Better?

    Will you? Help me feel better.
     
  8. I cant do thats it just sick.

    I can't do that, its just sick.

    I can't do that. It's just sick.
     
  9. "Diana," Said Asmo, "How do you like my new dress?"

    Diana said: "Asmo, how do you like my new dress?"

    he showed his Bush, and Hillory yelled in surprise.

    He showed his. Bush and Hillory yelled in surprise.

    "He showed his." Bush and Hillory yelled in surprise.

    "He showed his." Bush and hillory yelled in. "Surprise!"

    All the members, who had been insulted by the admins, quickly left the site.

    All the members who had been insulted by the admins quickly left the site.

    All the members who had been insulted, by the admins quickly left the site.

    (the last one is odd, but still viable I think)