Dorkness on Valentine's Day

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Cosmic Orion

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and here I thought we'd have another thread about dorkness's lack of standards in his sexual partners.

I am only mildly surprised.
As I said, mildly surprised. The heart ripping thing I can understand but I mean, tentacles.......really.