WANTED: Assassin, mercenary, and/or general military-trained person-for-hire. Must be skilled in marksmanship and hand-to-hand combat. Extensive experience a must; bonus payment offered for knowledge of explosives and/or 'unique abilities'. Job will be incredibly dangerous, with a high risk of imprisonment for the remainder of your natural life span if you are caught (assuming you survive capture). Employer will be shady, untrustworthy, and <s>possibly</s> probably sadistic. Target will likely be violently aggressive and will be more than happy to watch you die slowly in a vat of acid if they get their hands on you. Liability waiver must be signed prior to application for job. Your only partners will be the unsavory go-between hired by the employer to contact you, and a professional thief and burglar of unknown identity and indeterminate gender. Your duty: aid aforementioned professional thief and burglar in the infiltration of the primary base of one of the richest, most powerful, and most dangerous men in the world, to retrieve a piece of stolen technology of mysterious origin and purpose. For more information, contact this number. We'll be waiting.