DO YOU PLAY WARHAMMER?

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Do YOU play Warhammer?


  • Total voters
    21

Diana

You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic!
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5PM - 5AM Daily
#1
I DON'T play Warhammer. I don't even know what Warhammer is. However, I want to know who plays Warhammer for secretive and possibly evil reasons that no one needs to know.

So do you, or do you not play Warhammer?
 
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Krang

Guest
#2
Cultist Rush.


KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE!

Sure, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. A barrel three meters high thats about to fall over and dump 396 cultists jumping over each other to die on you. Drown them in blood!
 

Vay

The Empress
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Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Mostly active but I don't mind taking a back seat.
Favorite Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Genre You DON'T Like
See above.
#3
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! HAMMMMAAAAARRR!!!
 
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Seiji

Guest
#4
I painted Space Wolves and a few Tau. Played some training games, never much else.

Played the shit out of Dawn of War.

I've read all of the Dan Abnett books. Every one of them. And a few other BL books, too. So I'm pretty good with the lore.

I fuckin' love 40k.
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
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Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#5
As a part time painter/converter of figures for people, I can say "HAHAHAHAH, YOU GUIS OVER PAY FOR 25MM FIGURES BECAUSE GAMESWORKSHOP IS EVIL."
 

Torsty

Super Peace Busters Always Together, Forever!
#6
I suspect they only play with their figurines to sniff glue.


=(
 

Blind Hemingway

Big "WHAT?!"
BENEFACTOR
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
My Usual Online Time
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
#7
Or huff spray paint.
 

Warmaster Death

Not Quite Dead Yet!
#8
course i do.

and iw as one of the first iwakuians to openly show such.

ACCEPT NO IMITATIONS. WMD IS THE ONLY TRUE IWAKUIAN 40K DUDE.

well, 'cept maybe asmo.

also, ROREH TORSTEH. GET TEH FOO OOTA DIS FREAD!
IMMA SLAP DE BOW-FF UF YEZ!
 

Vay

The Empress
BENEFACTOR
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Mostly active but I don't mind taking a back seat.
Favorite Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Genre You DON'T Like
See above.
#9
wot ee sed
 

Torsty

Super Peace Busters Always Together, Forever!
#10
See! These glue-sniffing, spray-paint huffing boys don't know how to speak correctly anymore. =(
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
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Speed of Light
#11
NO WAI!!!


Yup 40K is what got me into writing - flipping through the Chaos section of the Codex Imperialis and thinking OMGWTFISTHATTHING?!!! Then imagining the Horus Heresy and what the Emperor was like. Then I read the tiny entry about the Fire Hawks Chapter vanishing and BOOM! - first fanfic series I ever wrote. Super-complicated and super-epic.

So I painted up my own Fire Hawks Chapter, then got some Imperial Guard cos I thought "Hey! There's a challenge!", then collected and expertly painted a Necron army, cos... I had... plans... Wrote three new Codex rulebooks: Codex Firehawks, Codex Necrontyr and Codex Crusaders (representing Ecclesiarchy rabble-rousing). Then I started writing up battle-reports when I played with my friends, exaggerating and hijacking certain parts of the battle so they would fit the dramatic arc.

Then my English Teacher noticed me doing it and said "Hey! Have your read Hamlet?". The rest you know.



And now all my models are collecting dust in my old bedroom.
 

Apocaric

Dragoon Ex Machina
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Neutral (Scene-aggressive, plot-passive. I do not make a good GM.)
Favorite Genres
Space Opera, High Fantasy, and Post-Apocalypse; Action
Genre You DON'T Like
Vampires, yaoi
#12
I started on a Tyranid army at one point...then I realised how expensive it was.
 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
#13
I just listen to Bolt Thrower and I immediately know most of what I need to know about Warhammer.
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
#14
My life for the God-Emperor
 
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Captain Nic

Guest
#15
I play Dawn of War. Read the comics, one that's still in my head is Obvious Tactics.

Dunno if that counts. Paorou and I planned to get a few minis, but it never went through.
 
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Seiji

Guest
#16
IT'S ALWAYS TIME FOR WAR.
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
#17
BROTHERS FIGHT BY MY SIDE!!