Do you know what's great?

I don't know if Christopher Walken beats out Nic Cage...

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I mean... watch your eyes...
 
I will take toasters and rollerskates for $200 Alex thank you.
 
Oh, thanks I need those for my course books! *snatches stickie notes*
 
Doritos! and ok you can have the pink ones only
 
I haven't had cheetos for like 5 days. And I just had some today. It was freaking amazing.
 
Also my farts, they've been known to peel the paint, right off of a wall.
 
Stickers!... Just not price tag stickers from Half Price books.. Those damn things never come off right and damage my book!
 
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Flaccid microwave pizza, Great tits, and shitty beer



DO I LOOK SEVENTEEN TO YOU WOMAN?!?!?!??!?!?!