Or semi-dirty. For a start I'll begin. A woman takes her dog to the vet, due to his terrible snoring. The doctor smiles and tells her that it's very common with this breed and that it can be solved by tying a ribbon around his balls. That evening as the woman prepares for sleep and lies down in her bed she hears the dog snoring and thus goes over to her sowing kit and takes out a pretty blue ribbon. As soon as she tie sit around the dog's balls it goes quiet and the woman can go to sleep in relieve. Sadly, later that night as her husband comes home from the bar pissed as a newt, he crawls into bed and starts snoring. The woman, woken up by this, decided to try the same method and gets a nice red ribbon from her kit to tie around her husband's balls. Again, it's quiet. As the man drunkenly wakes up from his slumber to take a piss, he notices the ribbon and looks at the dog. "I don't know what we did last night, but we got first and second place" Your turn little shits and one at the time.