Diana, why did you murder the hotdog?

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Hydronine

The Murrstress
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WRY?! IT HAD A WIFE AND SEVEN CHILDREN TO SUPPORT!
 
This was an accurate look inside TK's brain. Now you know.
 
I THOUGHT THE COLORS WERE BEAUTIFUL!
 
....No-ones murdering any hot dogs here....

I wouldn't stand for it...*poses*
 
Yeah, Myrn must have dropped acid too.
 
Diana is very much a 1960s girl...It's creepy, man.
 
So in a past life, Diana killed a hot dog ... and now we're stuck with her? >_>
 
*Blinks at the video.*

*Blinks at what WAS going to be tonight's dinner.*

.....

*STOMPS ON THE HOT DOGS.*
 
OMG! DIANA! YOU KILLED THE CHILDREN!
 
I have seen the eyes of the Beast.

And the

Beast

is

a

TREASURE TROLL

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I murdered an entire colony of Reese's puffs this morning.

In a bowl.
 
I murdered my banana?
 
Pao's farts kill Red Chinese.