Describe the above poster with a KENNING

"Wearer of the Crimson Cape"

Mew?
 
"Protector of the Pastries, who watches with slowly blinking eyes"
 
Master of Spikiness, screamer of rage.
 
Wearer of white, Member of madness.
 
Beast of Stars, of the darkness? D:
 
Rage of the toothed fuzzy. Wrath of Dustbunny