Describe an RP!

[PavellumPendulum]

Describe one of your RPs as terribly as possible in one sentence. Make me laugh >:^)
I'll go first.

A socially awkward caveman vampire draws the blood of a stubborn, vaguely horny human every week.

 

[Waking Nights]

A man who doesn't want to be a dad has to be a dad an excessive amount of times.

 

[PavellumPendulum]

The earth explodes and leaves a single man in charge of creating 9 milfs and 1 boytoy.

 

[Diana]

Divorced plant lady becomes girlfriend of entire bdsm club

 

[Yuuki_Tatsunohi]

God goes deaf from loud music.

 

[Tomoe]

Stalker runs into his long lost bully victim and proceeds to invade his... Everything. And regularly gets punched in the face.

 

[Meringue]

immortal cosplayer confronts man who left them at the alter, decades after the fact.