Describe an RP Plot badly

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As the title suggests, try to describe an RP plot you're currently in,have been, or make up a generic plot and describe it as poorly as you can...and as funny as you can. Keep it nice, though! It's just for giggles!

Like an example here would be a plot I used to have involving a bunch of ragtag teens and reality glitches in an artificial dimension. If I were to describe it badly, I'd say:

"Tint the Void: Nameless weirdos, a sun obsessed weirdo, and a random cat try not to crash their minecraft server."

You can omit the RP name if you want or if it doesn't belong to you, though.
 
owo Awww dude. I love these kinds of things. I don't think I even need to put titles on these. The people who know, know. XD
  • A handful of nerds, a scatterbrained shapeshfiter, and a god-cat team up to defeat an omnipotent man-baby and save a roleplaying site that died a long time ago.
  • How do the personifications of fandoms come together to form a functional society of their own? Spoiler alert: they don't.
  • A con-man so annoying that even the gods don't want to deal with him, so they send a bunch of random mortals to do it for them.
  • A magic school where the lore is made up and the points don't matter. Also, the sun, the literal sun that the earth is supposed to revolve around is a student at this school. No questions please.

So, those are all the RP's that I'm involved in currently... but, fuck it, now let's do some retro RP's. Extra cookies will be awarded to anyone who can recognize these... :D
  • "I'm going to finish this cosplay if it kills me", say cosplayers who will soon eat those words.
  • Dragon figurines that are so lifelike, you'll swear you heard them talk. Or saw them move. Or passed a joint around with them.
  • A handful of weaboos, a cliche character archetype, and a god-cat team up to prevent the merciless slaughter of countless anime characters. And also a lot of characters that really aren't from an anime because we got bored and stopped following our own rules.
  • If you die in the game, you die in real life -- also the developer is a troll who made everything unbalanced on purpose, and the logout button stops working when you need it most. Everything else is Lord of the Flies but with magic and dragons. Good luck.
 
The Avengers decided they liked DC's seriousness. And then Iron Man and Deadpool had a baby, in Russia. Inject some anime references, and a Dark Knight who constantly leaves Gotham.
  • A handful of nerds, a scatterbrained shapeshfiter, and a god-cat team up to defeat an omnipotent man-baby and save a roleplaying site that died a long time ago.
  • How do the personifications of fandoms come together to form a functional society of their own? Spoiler alert: they don't.
What are these?
I don't even...
 
  • Take your favorite fandom characters, then place them in a fandom setting, and boom. Free-for-all. Also, something wants them all dead.
  • The world is big, but it's also high fantasy. Have a good one. Trees are sentient.
  • One tree is sentient, and struggles to find customers that take him seriously.
  • The moon is a portal, you're a vaguely anthropomorphized animal or elementally based creature of sorts. Time to save the world from a growing insane and feral population.
  • You're you. Mention something, and it's there. Also there is a woman with a clipboard. Where are you? That's for her to know and for you to find out.
  • Just... Fight. Don't bother with balancing.
 
Fandom characters are invited to a game of Survivor, and several players decide to do their own elimination.

Random people are thrust into a gameshow, and they all got drunk and tattooed their partners name on their arm. Now they have to find their partners.

Satan and God go on vacation, and their housekeepers nearly start the apocalypse on Earth. Also, the Archangel Michael falls asleep in his spaghetti.

A Swiss Guard, a Priest, and an Occupy Wall Street protestor are called by a tsundere to become the Ghostbusters.
 
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  • An old man who cries wolf goes to college with horses.
  • The embodiment of determination tries to get into Mr. Tall-Dark-And-Broody's pants much to his lizard mother's dismay.
  • A ragtag group of royals and a undead maid have to save the Queen...only they suck at everything.
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That last one sounds so cringy I grit my teeth when I read it.
 
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