Describe a Plot... badly

Minerva

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  1. Multiple posts per day
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Online Availability
Roughly 9:30 AM-2:30 AM (CST)
Writing Levels
  1. Give-No-Fucks
  2. Intermediate
  3. Advanced
  4. Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
  2. Female
Genres
Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Alt History, Anything really. It honestly depends on how I'm feeling. I am always up for a good, solid Cyberpunk RP. I'm also up for Crossover RPs.
This is a game where you describe a plot to any book, anime, video game, tv show, or movie terribly and others will try to guess it. You can go as detailed and long as you want, but there is a one sentence medium to prevent people from just going “It’s a movie.” you can make jokes about actors and their roles, the plot, and most anything to get your point across. The next person guesses what it is, and then posts a new terrible plot.

Let’s begin!

A group of high school students take on Greek Mythology using various Mythological figures, it does not end well for one of them.
 
This is a game where you describe a plot to any book, anime, video game, tv show, or movie terribly and others will try to guess it. You can go as detailed and long as you want, but there is a one sentence medium to prevent people from just going “It’s a movie.” you can make jokes about actors and their roles, the plot, and most anything to get your point across. The next person guesses what it is, and then posts a new terrible plot.

Let’s begin!

A group of high school students take on Greek Mythology using various Mythological figures, it does not end well for one of them.
Percy Jackson and the Lightning thief?

A boy befriends a bearded hermit and two gay robots, goes into space, snogs his sister and kills his dad.
 
Percy Jackson and the Lightning thief?

A boy befriends a bearded hermit and two gay robots, goes into space, snogs his sister and kills his dad.

Star Wars!

A man owns a nightclub in Africa where refugees stay to run away from Nazis, there's also this old flame who stops by and asks for his help... bringing her husband along.
 
Percy Jackson and the Lightning thief?

Persona 3, actually

A man owns a nightclub in Africa where refugees stay to run away from Nazis, there's also this old flame who stops by and asks for his help... bringing her husband along.

Casablanca

The meteor that killed the dinosaurs comes back for revenge by bringing Biblical figures with it. There are giant robots.
 
Pretty sure it's Evangelion?

The only Wizard in the Yellow Pages solves mysteries, usually by blowing them up. The explosions get bigger and fancier as things progress.
 
The Dresden Files.

Kids stumble across mysteries with their animal companion who must often be bribed with treats named after him to use the companion to catch the monsters. Has been reincarnated as many times as the doctor has regenerated.
 
Scooby Doo

A girl gets addicted to using the computer as she gets love bombed by her growing cult following, trying to coerce her into abandoning real life.
 
Is this Recovery of an MMO Junkie? ( @foodforpigs)

A man tries to complete his rock collection and he does, the universe is forever changed.
 
Is this Recovery of an MMO Junkie? ( @foodforpigs)
Pretty good guess. It was Serial Experiments Lain

A man tries to complete his rock collection and he does, the universe is forever changed.
Avengers: Infinity War. The rocks are the Infinity Stones

A father tries to find his lost son in Sydney and along the way he encounters colorful characters, including a woman with anterogade amnesia and a laid back surfer dude whose surprisingly wise.
 
Finding Nemo.

A woman who isn't invited to a birthday party puts a curse on a little girl out of spite that will kill her.
 
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Sleeping Beauty.

Taking a dip into a spring causes a young man to go through some drastic body changes, and now everyone wants a piece of him (in a fighting or loving way)
 
Ranma 1/2?

A woman tells a girl that its what on the inside that counts and then proceeds to change her outsides.
 
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Cinderella, I imagine.

A teenager who killed himself fights a man from the Middle East using his mental problems and dolphins his girlfriend gave him while said girlfriend rescues possibly the worst person alive, who got himself in danger because he listened to a priest. (Good Lord, it sounds horrible when I put it this way...)
 
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Fate/Stay Night?

Angry young man gets out of church after his uncle shoots a pope.
 
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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang...? Sorry, no idea.

There's like this kid with a push bike, and some other kids too, and they meet an alien that wants to go home.
 
ET (or Earth to Echo, which is basically the same thing)?

An old man kidnaps a young girl from the place where she is forced to work by her guardian, while the girl’s fiancé - who is also her boss - tries to save her by forcing her to go with the old guy.